That last angle was the truth.

Just once, I would love to hear the post game interviewer say to a player “God really bailed you out tonight. Got a special message for him?”

Imagine what he could do if he wasn’t such a tub of lard.

Lumbering, bumbling, stumbling. I have no idea how he does it. It does work in his favor that he plays no defense.

You only have to floss the ones you want to keep.

Haven’t watched much Nuggets ball this year, but Jokic looks fatter than last year.

I grew up in Salem, Or. I don’t have many great things to say about Salem. But, the Konditorei in Salem is fucking world class. If you live anywhere near this place and haven’t been, shame on you. Get your ass there and have a slice of cake.

Just realized that walking around my house drunk feels exactly like playing Golden Eye on the N64.

Whiskey is a fucking ninja

Was it the Colorado v BYU game? That one was a snoozer.

The push-up crew putting in the work today.

Farting cautiously

How does one become a doctor of pork?

My 14 yo son approves

Was at a RAM tonight and had a couple of ZZ Hops. Pretty damn good.

Seattle sucks. That is all.

Everyone on that chat should resign.

Grundle polisher

I’ve gotten into some of the y’all ternative artists. Sturgill Simpson, Charley Crocket and Orville Peck are all good.

Never liked apple juice.

With something rusty, preferably

And that’s how you finish!

Anything happening tonight? I haven’t turned on my TV

Dibs on Edgefield

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with big blue eyes and a beard . ALT: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with big blue eyes and a beard .

I’m not saying he is gollum, but they have never been seen in the same room at the same time.

Mancy lookin rough

a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the man says the perfect storm .. ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the man says the perfect storm ..

It’s all three

Now I won’t be able to fall asleep tonight. That picture should come with a content warning.

Just googled lists of annoying news letters to sign up for. I know what I will be doing with the rest of my evening.

Twas a good night