I need a job in the champagne industry. They’re gonna bring in record sales numbers when it happens.

I’ve gotten 1k new followers on IG in the last 4 months and even if it’s true how little that means, it’s also true that I’m very proud of that

Tucker Carlson’s MAGA apology is pointless. It’s a red dead redemption.

TIL it’s possible to have stress dreams about shows you’re no longer doing.

The billionaires never give us their best. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists. And none I know to be good people.

When you’re at the furniture store and realize you’ve just sat in your new favorite armchair

Life was so much simpler when social media was full of cryptically posted song lyrics

People will begin their posts with “Unpopular Opinion” and then follow it up with something like “Pizza tastes good.”

Further proof I’m a nerd first and a queer second.

I’ve never watched an episode of Drag Race but I’ve spent a lot of time reading the wikis

TNG "Sub Rosa"; an #iconic shot of Picard walking onto the bridge from a lower turbolift into a thick fog around his feet while Data stands behind his station and scans the fog with his tricorder

Since Jim Kirk is an intelligent man with strong morals and empathy, it only makes sense that his arch nemesis is an egotistical man who prides himself on his artificially enhanced strength and superficial intelligence.

“I’m Austin Tick Stimmer.” - a neurodivergent character written by JK Rowling, probably

First they taxed the rich and I did not speak out because I was not rich.

Then they came for the landlords and I did not speak out because I was not a landlord.

Then they never came after me because they were actually looking out for me the whole time.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

People will begin their posts with “Unpopular Opinion” and then follow it up with something like “Pizza tastes good.”

My generation was all raised on the same myth. It wasn’t about an old fairytale kingdom though, it was about future that had a healthy economy.

A little less “I’ve never seen Star Trek” and a lot more “When can we make plans for you to show me Star Trek”?

AI is about as innovative to human development as a bulldozer is to architecture

Life was so much simpler when social media was full of cryptically posted song lyrics

Me after I’ve been left behind by AI.

Calling someone a “rising star” in the looksmaxxing community in 2026 is like calling Covid a “rising star” in the health community in 2020

The British had a song at the ready when Thatcher died. Trump isn’t even dead yet and Americans have whole playlists ready.

Feeling like a fake queer today because I know and understand very little about the Chappell Roan discourse

When you’re at the furniture store and realize you’ve just sat in your new favorite armchair

The billionaires never give us their best. They’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists. And none I know to be good people.

Glee did ‘Proud Mary’ in wheelchairs so we’d all be numb to the absurdity of doing ‘What the Fox Say’ with puppets

Star Wars is a myth. George Lucas once said that myths should remind you that you’re part of a whole community whose welfare you should put above your own.

Don’t call yourself a Star Wars fan and then harass someone for their part in a Star Wars project you claim George would’t have approved of.

Revenge of the Soy Boy Justin Avery Smith uses Star Wars as an intersection for personal and social comedic commentary.

Last chance to catch my half hour solo show tomorrow on livestream!

Reviews say the Force is strong with this show!

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It’s so weird to have your parents take you to church in the morning and then be shown an episode of Star Trek where a being calling itself God is actually a super computer that brain washes people

The world not ending in 2012 really feels like a missed opportunity.