My favourite part of Train Dreams is when he snores and it sounds like “choo choo.”
Anyway, thanks for letting me tweet here.

"Dad, what were you like in the '90s?"
And it's just pictures of me listening to "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls, wall plastered with posters for the movie City of Angels.

You know, you could take up a hobby. Then you wouldn’t be so impressed when you hear an actor spent 3 weeks learning darts or whatever.

Damn, she was right. Every day IS a winding road.

Why are you feeling cute? You should delete now.

sombr is my generation’s Djo.

Me when the bar’s about to close:

11 months a year: Eat the rich!
December: Eat the roof!

This is what a 38-year-old looked like in 1990.

Good for you but I’ll never stop riding in horse carriages.

Scrooge: Who is that awakening me on this Christmas Eve?

The New Pornographers to keep their name after drummer's arrest for possession of child pornography | CBC Music The band's frontman, A.C. Newman, opened up about the decision in a Rolling Stone interview.

@mbalazo.bsky.social Good news! www.cbc.ca/music/ac-new...

A lot of people like it when Seal goes “Bay-BAY I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.” But you know what’s underrated? When Seal goes “But did you know that when it snows…”

To celebrate the life of Diane Keaton I will be wearing pants for the next few months.

One thing I love about a 20-slide Instagram carousel is trying to guess where the fuck I am in the middle of it.

It’s so pathetic how my friends love the Sopranos cuz it’s like bro the Sopranos wouldn’t like you AT ALL.

Hot take: I don't think you should be allowed to use the self-checkout if you're a dumbshit.

New in the bonus feed! Dave and Graham make the ultimate summer playlist.

Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.

Don McLean: Drove my Chevy to the levee…
Me (grinning while concealing an enormous levee-drying device): Then what happened?

Me to a crow:

Just met my girlfriend’s dad for the first time. Considering bragging that I can milk anything with nipples. Hope he doesn’t get my ass on a technicality.

Whoa, big news day.

Now that we have a Chicago pope, Christmas is gonna have a lot more Dominic the Donkey.

Graham Clark's 24-Hours of Stand-Up 2025 YouTube video by Little Mountain Gallery

Graham's 24-Hours of Stand-Up is underway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZVz...

If you’re posting a video, you better write “wait for it” on it. Otherwise I might think it’s bad the whole way through instead of mostly bad but good at the end.

We actually do deserve dogs.

Graham Clark's 24-Hours of Stand-Up 2025 - Little Mountain Gallery - Vancouver - May 23, 2025 Graham Clark performs for 24 hours at Little Mountain Gallery (again)! It's now been a full year since LMG reopened and, to celebrate, Graham Clark will punish himself one more time with a full day of...

My fellow Blue Sky members, I cannot express how much fun this 24 Hour Show is going to be. I wish very much for you to see it.

www.showpass.com/graham-clark...

Sometimes you hear a piece of music that makes you question whether you’re reelin in the years.

It soon will be May.