Penis Needs Goon

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Is your stoner roommate constantly leaving his dirty socks around the living room because he’s a lazy slob? Yes.

Is his ulterior motive to gradually get his scents to rub off on you along with his traits? Also yes.

He totally saw you sneak a sniff btw. All according to plan!

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Merry Chrissmas

Dad doesn't care how old you are. When you're in his house, you follow his rules.
- tighty whities at all times
- your bedtime from high school remains the same: 8:30

You just wish your boyfriend would stop laughing and saying you should start following those rules all the time

#tightywhities

Just got back from the gym and boy am I sweaty 😮‍💨

Wonder what would happen if one of you saw me in the locker room like this 😳

I clean up nicely too 😏

which one of you nerds was asking for their undies pulled huh? Opening a few slots for this! DM’s open WOOF!

this still remains my most popular post on the bird app, curious to see how it's gonna do here too :>
spidey bondage, anyone?✌️👀

People with PAs show yourselves so I can follow u

Just saw this and everyone saying it’s small and it’s still bigger than me 😭

Trap Tuesday 🤌🏻 show off your best thirst traps

THE DOG DON'T BITE, HE'S FRIENDLY 💪🐶💢

Guys like this, I volunteer!

repost if you would smell it here

Yeah, I don't get why guys wear them either. Don't worry, man. As long as we're brothers, I'll make sure you NEVER get out of tighty whities

Showing off my all white FTL waistband this week! 😉 #WaistbandWednesday #tightywhities #underwear #briefs

Like give me a noogie, a wedgie, tease me, mock me or rough me up a little too yk

But also hug me and kiss me at the end

You'll be such a cute cock socket really~ we'll be sure to train it nice and deep into you after all.

Oh! This works with what I just posted

a white dog is standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera . ALT: a white dog is standing on its hind legs and looking at the camera .

Is it weird that I want a bf that is a bit of a bully (in a playful way) to my nerdy glasses wearing ass

Calling the zipper fly on my jeans an SPH

trained dog

I need a hug from someone that looks like this 🥹

So pretty! Love ur videos btw

I need those briefs! And him too

a yellow cartoon smiley face with big eyes and wings . ALT: a yellow cartoon smiley face with big eyes and wings .

I need a bookmark feature bc I’m shy about people seeing what I like