This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.
“The more I learn about people, the more I love my dog.” -Mark Twain
The looting of the Kennedy Center!
Incredible!
I envy them...
That didn't last long...
The starter burps a bubble of gas and whispers, "I think I just want to... loaf around."
The baker shakes his head and says, "Absolutely not. We're a bakery, not a rest home. Get back in there, you're the only culture I've got left."
Bread Pitt mutters, "Well, that's a crumby thing to say."
The baker, trying to be supportive, says, "Come on, you're the yeast of my worries. What do you want to do instead?"
Bread Pitt gurgles and says, "Honestly? I just don't feel like rising to the occasion anymore. I'm tired of being used for my crusty exterior. I feel like I'm living in a glass house, always under a microscope, and I knead a break."
A baker is kneading dough at 4 a.m. when his sourdough starter—which he’s kept alive for twelve years, named "Bread Pitt"—bubbles over the jar.
The baker sighs and asks, "What's wrong? You seem... unstable."
the black rook, but can't do much else.
and every other orange space has no clear attack on the king, or the king is put in check and he hops or gets defended by a piece moving in front of his attacker...
So, I vote, "Trick Question"... Or I'm just really bad at chess.
Might just be my inexperience, but it feels like a trick question.
The two spots that look ideal to me (red), just get defended by the knight next to the rook.
Take the rook, black queen takes the white one;
Move left once, and black rook takes the queen and the white rook can just really take-
America celebrates 250 year “birthday” this year. In just the last 125 years minorities finally gained rights.
White men have run this country and controlled all. And what do they have to show for it? DJT and a bunch of goons who are trying to turn the clocks back.
Fuck that noise!
#bluesky
Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon rings a cowbell while yelling, "Give it up for day fifteen!"
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IHc...
"CON-TROL YOUR-SELLLF!"
*Quickly puts back all 50 of my Mini-Tacos*
Classic horror film.
The greatest doctor who ever doctored, doctoring all.
"Dr. House"💊
If Hungary's sixteen year reigning dictator can be voted out, despite stacking the deck in his favor as much as he possibly could have, then America will be more than capable of having fair midterms elections with only a two-year reigning, lame-duck, senile, wannabe dictator in office.
Our Pride flag belongs at Stonewall. It belongs to US.
And no wannabe king can ever match the power, strength, and joy of our LGBTQ+ community. 🏳️🌈
"I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one." -Trump
Because doctors heal people through glowing, god-powered fingies.
"The pope's weak on crime."
Not exactly the post that I was expecting since Viktor Orbán lost his reelection campaign... but, here we are.
The baker nods and asks, "Any specific reason for the typographical emphasis, sir?"
The man sighs and says, "It's the only way to get my dog to stop reading over her shoulder."
So... A man walks into a high-end bakery, visibly stressed. He flags down the baker and says, "I need a cake for my wife's birthday. I need it to say, 'You are the only light of my life,' but I need the 'only' in a very, very large, bold font."
"Mr. President... we bombed a school full of Iranian girls."
That's totally not going to make everyone in Iran unify against us.
Behold, the Rabbit of Caerbannog!
