Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

Rejection comes with the territory but you brush it off and move on. Occasionally, however, a particular #cartoon not finding a home really pisses you off. This is one of them. #sealife #pollution #aquarium

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

That’s also my favourite Rob Schneider movie.

The Iran Embassy in South Africa to Americans:

“Your enemies aren't in Iran. They are in the Epstein files.”

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I meant to repost this at a more sensible time.

Still available if you can make it to Battersea on Tuesday afternoon.

There is apparently a reply on there but the app won’t show it to me, so if that was you please dm me instead.

"We're all born naked and the rest is drag"

Bigolas Dickolas 1:1-5, from the This Is How You Lose The Time War apocrypha

"Smegatron" an interpretation of the ship "Red Dwarf" (of the BBC show of the same name) as a transformer. The Red Dwarf is a squat red heaxagonal ship that forms a point at one end and a large, funnel-like engine at the other. The pointed end had a series prongs extending from each side of the hexagon that extend to almost double the length of the ship. A large asteroid is lodged into the side of the ship. Smegatron himself is a large, bulky, red robot with yellow eyes, the asteroid lodged in his lower abdomen, the prongs now placed on his back. Smegatron is accompanied by the headmaster "Smeghead," a smaller robot who transforms into the head of Smegatron.

I was formatting one of the articles in the "War Stories" TF zine I'm working on and Red Dwarf was mentioned then before I knew it...this happened.

#art

The stretcher is sending me 😂😂😂

Before Canaletto painted it, it had only previously been seen by Henry VII’s proctologist.

Am I like Father? (GIGGLE) See? I'm smoking a cigarette! And I'm moody and dangerous when drinking! And I'm offering judgment but withholding love! AM I LIKE FATHER NOW, MOTHER??

Used some stuff on my hands and the skin went all red with horny calluses. Last time I use hand sataniser.

oh! they got this all screwed up!

I’d find that statement far more believable if they’d stated he is furrious and showed a photo of him in an animal costume.

And amid all the splendours of the World, its vast halls and spaces, and its wheeling fires, Ilúvatar chose a place for their habitation in the Deeps of Time and in the midst of the innumerable stars.

Panel 1 - Jellico: Y'know Lemec... Orion's Belt is a big waist of space. Panel 2 - Lemec: Terrible joke. Only three stars. Panel 3 - Jellico <son of a bitch> Panel 4 - End credits

Back in the early days of #StarTrek #JellicoTrek, I'd let Gul Lemec get in a win of Edward. Mostly because the reaction in panel 3 was too delicious to waste.

I might have to start that up again. Until then, enjoy this classic installment

Twitter failwhale but with Bluesky butterflies

Threads. pepsi: "What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?" coloneltonymoore: "Putting all billionaires into submarines that implode when they get to the bottom of the ocean, where pressures can reach 16,000 or more psi."

Hey mutuals 👋

Anyone interested in seeing filming of Portrait Artist of the Year on Tuesday afternoon (21/04 2:20pm)

Have got two tickets in the ballot, so one going spare.

It’s like the antithesis of Willy Wonka

“Come with me and you'll eat
But it all just tastes of regurgitation”

a black and white photo of a man with the word veed behind him ALT: a black and white photo of a man with the word veed behind him

There is actually only one Franco, but Dave/James are a real life Jekyll/Hyde.

Etkili Haber Yeni Sayfa TKIL ABE! @etkilihaberyeni Ø Translated from Turkish Show original New Hungarian Prime Minister Peter Magyar appeared as a guest on state television M1 for the first time and made shocking statements: -We will suspend this channel's news service. This isn't about me; I'm not seeking revenge. Our people deserve journalism that reflects the truth. -We will nationalize the assets given to businesspeople and foundations during the Orbán era. -The Mathias Corvinus Collegium Foundation, close to Orbán, was transferred 10% of MOL (oil company) and Gedeon Richter (pharmaceutical company) for free. We will take back these shares.

-After 16 years of the Orbán era, 400,000 Hungarian children in this country are living in deep poverty. -President Sulyok is no longer the president of this country in my eyes or in the eyes of the people. -(In response to the host asking about his meeting with Zelensky as a counterpoint) I get your joke, and l even like it. But your references no longer carry any meaning. -According to you, Germany has collapsed, there's no internet there, people aren't even having sex. The Hungarian people were laughing at you. -It was said on this channel that even my young children won't talk to me, when in fact my children live with me.

-(When the host interrupted him) No host in this studio ever dared to interrupt Hungary's most corrupt and most lying prime minister. -(When asked about the legal basis for closing the news service) For someone on this channel to accuse me of breaking the law looks like a thief accusing the police.

What we wanted was for Keir Starmer to go on Kuenssberg the day after the election and do this

Time to shut down for a while I think.

The little rage monster has occupied my broken brain this evening so let’s starve the fucker out.