New Jessie Ware and Vanessa Carlton albums this morning…I contain multitudes.

The guy on the treadmill next to me at Barry’s this afternoon looked like Luigi Mangione 🫦

Need a spinoff starring this diva

My new favorite rom-com couple

😍

So relatable

Ok 2027 is going to be my year

Ditched the wig

Beyond chopped and my hat won’t stay on

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Maybe after a few drinks

At a Britney Spears themed 40th bday party but I look too chopped to post a pic of myself

You will likely always find a 3/4 drank can of Poland Grapefruit Seltzer sitting on my nightstand. I’m nothing if not predictable.

So good

I only made two but there’s six more waffles in the freezer 🙂‍↔️

😌

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I made French toast out of two Eggo waffles tonight because I craved a sweet treat and I have free will.

lol it’s snowing

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Can’t wait to fall asleep to the sounds of Valerie Cherish back on my TV tonight

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Just got out of Project Hail Mary

What should I order from Cheesecake Factory this afternoon?

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Samara Weaving you will always be famous … Ready or Not II was just as much of a blast as the first

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I just got to the Miami episodes in RHONY S8 but it was time for me to leave home for the night 😤

And today my tread was next to two old hook up’s. Being gay is fun!

The actor who plays Ned in the Otezla commercial is kinda hot

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Demon twunk couple PDA at the end of Barry’s class this afternoon

Thank you sir!! 😀

Ty!!!

Ty!!!

Ty!!!

Another year older today