You think so?

1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok

Time to start conditioning

You should seek help from a mental health professional

You seemed to take what she said literally. I'm grown up. Just think you should relax and not tell women you're going to beat them to win an argument online. Sarcastic or hypothetical or not. Never comes off well. Always reminiscent of guys who say it and mean it. Goodnight

What did I lie about

I just did what you did

I don't think threatening to beat women is helping your argument

This guy read the bazaar patch notes

I have been using Twitter again and it made me feel gross

What was his problem

How many drugs do you think he's already addicted to

Hi

Incredible email from a student

Today my students called me "unc", "Young unc", and "gruncle" (grandpa + uncle). I am only 27 this is ridiculous

I have realized that I am not as good at handling death as I thought I was. I keep looking over as if our dog is still going to be here, wanting to get up and walk over to her, wanting to say all the stupid things to her that I repeat over and over every single day

I don't believe u

You coulda made it a really good one

I really thought for a minute they would recognize that they are going to lose every single election until their party dies unless they change. And they they committed to not changing

Already happening I think. Dems are more concerned lining their own pockets and patting themselves on the back than they are with a single concern their voters have

They're not porn bots, they are a legion of beautiful women who love us and our good posts

No..... Zoro......

Doing nothing tonight 🔥😎

The happier I am the harder it is to come up with good posts 😔

good morning to everyone else awake before 7 let's take a moment to appreciate how morally superior we are to everyone else

It's so funny that you can see who liked a post, but you can't go to a page to see someone's likes

Matt!!! This is important!! Quickly, tell me when Biden and kamala were talking about Medicare for all!!!

New York prosecutors say Luigi Mangione intended to 'evoke terror' in killing of healthcare CEO

i'm the least scared i could possibly be, taco bell selling chicken nuggets is more evocative of terror than this

Likes are hidden on this app, so to increase your bluesky elo you need to like your own posts

What are you talking about