Sacrificing combat readiness to own the libs is… something.

Mfer we were saying this shit in 2015! I know this is all a cynical ploy to distance himself now that it’s all REALLY unpopular, but you fell for this shit for A DECADE!

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

Does the Pope think that organizations or players win championships?

If you bring a championship belt to a wrestling show everyone in the arena should get to hit their finisher on you.

Nah, you’re gonna have to stay on the bonesaw tour.

Stevie Wonder can absolutely see.

Unfortunately

Oof, 82 OPS+ with .653 OPS. That’s not good with a decent sample size.

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

I’m watching on delay.

Bump

Tired: Oba Femi
Wired: wOBA Femi
Inspired: xwOBA Femi

What would you like sir?
I’ll have the “ass on focaccia” sandwich.

Michael…

Adam Dunn was peak fun bad.

This looks fun bad.

Brilliant, Parker.

a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip ALT: a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip

The Strait of Hormuz be like…

First half of that game was a Smoltz game.

BONER!!!! BONER!!! BONER!!!! BONER!!!! HELP!!!!

Big if true.

I’ve been watching this Netflix doc about Nuremberg and the Nazis. I’m really excited for this last episode where they all get hanged.

They’re spectacular.

People of Texas, I am at one of your roadhouses.

I’m gonna start a band called Roadkill Raccoon Penis. Who wants in?