I saw this and then another friend also posted it….this is not a text from my Mom 😀

A text from Mother iMessage Today 10:36 PM Why did you tell your dad and I that WAP stood for wings and pizza It does not stand for that, very disappointed. We invited our friends over for a WAP night thinking it meant wings and pizza.

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A sign at an auto repair shop reads We have blinker fluid and horn oil

Horn oil very important for cars 😁🤣

But they’re all lifting up fish so there’s that amount of weight they can lift

He will be studied in future generations as the unbounded narcissist supreme

I have a rehearsal until 9:30 🙃

Doubtful. I have 2 concerts to sing in this weekend, a wedding to attend and house guests staying with me
Oh and my Mom is back in the hospital.
See why I'm losing my damn mind?
Can't get out of any of it. I just need to survive this week and next

Yes

I have to run a meeting with a customer team who is flying out. 😭

That’s the best way. Hang in there.

Ugh that’s miserable I’m sorry

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I'm 5th 😁

Yes I need to be put into a patty 😁

Everybody needs a piece of me today and I’m feeling, to put it in cooking terms……

Finely Diced

OOF

I do pretty well with my overly expensive eye drops & my allergy med but good to know!

That’s the exact feeling

Arby’s sign reads Open fish till is 10 pm back The meant to write it horizontally but wrote it vertically (Should have read: Open till 10 pm, Fish is back)

I don’t know what Open Fish is but I wouldn’t order it at Arby’s anyway

😁😁 damn I love kids

Ugh sorry

Oh goodness that’s right!

Happy birthday to my sister who has Hitler’s birthday and 420 as her birthday poor thing 🙃

Oh I see we’ve fully arrived at

“My eyes are so itchy I want to scratch them out of my head” season 👁️👁️☢️

Cocoa has good rhythm
Excellent entry

I also need a raise as her executive assistant

This is true but she should do what’s best for her mental health

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I think this is a very good gauge

Look at that gorgeous color!