Historical moment for Gamers™ everywhere

Skong real......

3 days in, I can confidently say that Donkey Kong Bananza is a masterpiece. I haven't felt this way about a game since Mario Odyssey, fittingly. My boy is BACK and I can't wait to 100% this work of art.

Walmart came thru with the 6:20 am delivery

Walmart out delivering Switches at 6 AM with complementary snacks!

Thank u fútbol mother

Friday night with the lads

It's been obvious for a while Trump and his goons aren't above throwing "illegal" around when they can't come up with a cohesive argument, but saying it's illegal to choose to not buy a car is truly something special, bravo

Illegally and collusively LMAO maybe don't be a piece of shit and people would buy your ugly ass cars 🤷‍♂️

I am Greek yogurt-pilled

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

America stood at the height of its power, a nation driven by innovation, cultural influence, and economic strength. But the greatest threat to its dominance did not come from war or economic collapse—it came from a carefully crafted story.

What if I told you that "worst halftime show ever" and "I couldn't understand a word he said" were both real texts received from my parents tonight

“Worst Super Bowl half time show of all time” “Maybe next time they could do a country one”

Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽

Shrimp

Imagine ever having thought anything other than this was going to happen

He lost the youth vote by 11 points: www.cnn.com/2025/01/19/p...

In the first two days of this presidency, we have a delusional billionaire de-facto cabinet member giving a Nazi salute and a sitting GOP senator calling for the deportation of a minister preaching about mercy for the vulnerable.

Super work, MAGA voters. Hope this was worth owning the Libs.

We fought for years to make this office a reality and lives were saved because of it. Stay tuned because we’re not giving up on this. Trump might be okay with dissolving a life-saving office but the people aren’t.

TENNESSEAN: “More than 30 1/6 rioters with Tennessee ties pardoned by Trump… Kelley developed a plan to murder law enforcement, including FBI agents, while awaiting trial for his actions…” www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...

December is the most polarizing time for my Letterboxd account because I alternate between:
-Yearly rewatches of absolute masterpieces like Muppets Christmas Carol and Home Alone

and

-Train wreck Netflix original Christmas movies that are oddly horny and oftentimes vaguely medieval

Arcane has me craving League video game content but ain't no way I'm playing LoL, so now it's down to whether I start playing Teamfight Tactics or just wait a couple months for 2XKO

Merry Wrapped Morning

Sides hard carry Thanksgiving. Ham and turkey? MID. Sweet potato casserole? Corn casserole? Mac n cheese? ELITE

Happy birthday to my favorite person in the universe ❤️ @marugold.bsky.social