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i made this image a while ago but forgot to share it

Illustration Sketch Commissions There are three options: $20 USD: Lineart $40 USD: Simple Colors $60 USD: Complex Colors The prices may change if the sketch features a lot of characters or a super complex design that you don't want simplified, but those prices should mostly hold up. I accept payment through Paypal and you can contact me at chase42burns@gmail.com Though this is not all I'll do! I'm completely open to doing more complicated artworks (like comics, paintings, character/mechanical designs, or video game assets) and I would love to work with others on projects. So reach out and we can discuss prices if you're interested in something like that!

I'm officially opening illustration sketch commissions for the first time!
I'm sure I'll work out kinks in the process as I figure it out, and I may end up increasing my prices, but for the time being this is all the right info! Thanks for checking it out!

A purple box with the iconic orange Nickelodeon "splat" logo at the top. It has the image of a mad scientists' lab set-up, with beakers and tubes, filled with a red and pink goo, with a bubble being blown out of one end. The box reads "Chewology Bubble Gum Lab" in front of a green slime splatter

Nickelodeon Chewology (1996-circa 1998): A Nickelodeon-branded science project in a box, that allowed you to make your own cherry-flavored bubble gum. From the makers of "Gak" and "Floam".

An illustrated instruction guide for making gum. Step 1: Mix it, with two hands mixing a powder in a plastic bag. Step 2: -goo it, with an image of 2 hands squishing the bag until it becomes goo. Step 3: -then you chew it, with the image of a boy in glasses pouring the goo into his mouth. At the top of the diagram is a couple for 50 cents off a package of Floam or Mega Bump Floam

You Make the Goo.

Mix It.
Goo It.
Then you chew it.

A bottle of French's yellow mustard sits next to a bright yellow Skittles bag, in front of a beautiful blue sky with wispy clouds

Mustard Skittles (2023-2023): Bright yellow, tangy, mildly spicy mustard-flavored candies, developed in collaboration between Skittles and French's Mustard to honor National Mustard Day, which is August 5th. Check this 🧵to learn more!

I had a vision

LEGEND OF #DELTARUNE

nepeta in kind of a sketchy style. she is enthusiastically doing a peace sign

nother year nother nepeta doodle. happy 413 everybody #homestuck

#UglyFuckingTriangleFromMarioWorld

a drawring of a black woman with stylised wicks and red glasses looking upwards. she has a pensive expression and her eyes are rendered a solid green. her hand is stretched out, wrapped around another character's tendrils coming off another panel. there is a stamp with a picture of an albino rat on the background, as well as a bleeding fairy and a bunch of BUUUULL SHIIIIT

hiii today i blacked out and drew this. do you like her #oc #donecmorimur

one of my oldest and most cherished files, goldeneye_scientist_walks_into_a_fucking_explosion.gif

a gouache painting of a monster with a mysterious face that has two lower halves peeking out

Two-Faced Monster

307 days
vast desert edition
#deltarunetomorrow

green worm with overlapping scales

Leipidonotus squamatus- stunning scaleworm shot by Alexander Semenov! #worldpolychaeteday!

title spread of a comic titled "the ogre pearl" there's an illustration of a pearl, with text around it reading: "What?" "Haven't you heard of the Ogre Pearl?" "It's the largest natural round pearl on Earth." "After it was sold, there have been artificial cultured pearls with sizes that rival and even surpass it..." "But the Ogre Pearl occurred naturally."

second page of the comic "death report of francisco alvarez" "cause of death: asphyxiation" "ow, ow!" "subject's general health seemed mostly normal, although sedate." "what's the point of lying down to relax if it hurts?" "a small back wound and a habit to lie supine led to the perfect conditions to form--mysteriously--a pearl."

third page of the comic "the last eyewitness account of the subject was from a worker at a local public pool." "she told him he couldn't enter the pool because of the state of his back--" "it looked diseased or infectious." "he thought swimming might relieve the pain, she recounted." "his employer had nothing to add besides the fact he was a good worker and was always active with his job." "they did not provide him with health insurance that would have covered the costs of a specialist."

fourth and fifth pages of the comic in a spread "the subject was found deceased, with a massive cavity in his upper back." "however, this is not what killed him." "in reality, the strange growth inside of him--six inches in diameter--pushed his organs against his ribcage, straining his heart and lungs. this ultimately prevented him from properly breathing."

The Ogre Pearl

He has risen!

A poster with an image of Sebulba from Episode I that reads "Sebulba can't resist"

Oh, hey, duly noted about Sebulba, too, Frito-Lay!

A poster reading "Jar Jar Can't Resist"

I learned something interesting about Jar-Jar Binks today, thanks to the good people at Frito-Lay!

my reaction when i wake up in Pete The Cat's body with all of my human memories

ok who is the Sailor Moon funny person nerd that brought Artemis to Artemis II

I’m glad you asked! This Bootleg Bart is from the Iowa state fair. All of these besides two and the original Bart are taken from old bootleg Bart t shirts!

A celebration of Bootleg Bart T-Shirts the world over!!

EGOMANIACS A girl plays a game by herself.

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its finally done... after weeks of hard work and the best flash tutorials youtube can provide, [S] JANET: EXPLORE LAND is finally online. check it out