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I had next to zero interest for this - until I saw Lee Pace was in it. Fuuuuuuck.
Good fucking God just invest in public transportation already. I would love nothing more than to worry less about something happening to my car.
I swear, any time I'm sick, I end up watching a film where consumption plays a role, and then I'm always wondering if I have it 😅
This hippo is HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY.
Watch the official trailer for hippo horror movie HUNGRY, which promises a swamp tour from hell.
Coming for you June 23.
Panic Fest dispatches! A thread. First up: Damian McCarthy's HOKUM, which has some flaws but makes me happy to remain team "Let Damian McCarthy keep doing whatever he wants"
Working from home because the sinus infection boomeranged and got worse. Because it was a bacterial infection all along, and now the doc listened to me.
Screenshot of a Substack note by account 'JoJoFromJerz' that says: 'In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.'
None of this is normal.
the infant hermes when zeus asks him if he stole apollo's cattle ok so basically im baby
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Stoked tbh!
It's neat how the power of "AI" has allowed the loudest and most annoying of self-proclaimed Christians to routinely engage in heresies so blasphemous that even the most dedicated of atheists and Satanists would never have dared.
Commala-come-fo’!
I can lay ya low!
The things I’ve do to such as you
You never wanna know.
Happy 80th Birthday to the legendary Tim Curry! 🖤
Yeah, had no idea how bad it was supposed to be. Then they canceled a work event and @zavalas-toes.bsky.social was sent home early. So now I hope to take a little nap between things so I can stay awake during the film!
I was fuckin stuck at work for that one 😭 I do not blame the Naughty Vampire God or the Flying Cinnamon Roll for not showing up tbh
Glad the weather is supposed to calm down before the Friday Night Fright this evening. I was gonna be so pissed if I had to miss Santa Sangre because of fucking tornadoes.
Bruh I know its coming out in a few weeks but I wish you'd been at Hokum! @zavalas-toes.bsky.social screamed several times, I swore several times, and the reactions were so good!
“Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers,’ but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.” — Pope Leo XIV today in Cameroon
Woke up to a sinus infection and, as I was leaving for work, realized I've lost my voice and sound like Babe the Pig 😭
You joke, but when someone you know is accused of DV and you had zero clue, it makes you question everything
I am genuinely worried that I cannot read people and that one day I'll fall into the trap of a serial killer tbh
It does not make me feel good when I find out an acquaintance of mine is, in fact, a terrible garbage human
Even when she's demanding, she's cute!
Gah! It went by so fast!
Just realized I didn't get any Panic Fest pics with friends