My Coworker Accidentally Became the Most Feared Person YouTube video by Piano Man Has No Plan

constructive typo

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1970's Worst Toy Ever Made Commercial # 1 YouTube video by VintageTVCommercials

I'm sorry, but any cow that wears this much lipstick looks cheap.

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If Mozart's "TURKISH MARCH" was a SOUL HIT YouTube video by Future Orchestra

This is the Mozart one, and you should give it a listen:

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If Beethoven’s “FOR ELISE” was an URBAN POP HIT? YouTube video by Future Orchestra

This isn't as good as the Mozart one, but I still enjoy it:

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Some of you are going to hear that the DOJ is pressing charges against the Southern Poverty Law Center for funneling money to members of white supremacist groups. Let's be clear: the people in question were INFORMANTS that the SPLC was paying for information.

TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN - A Lifetime of Adventure (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records

Scrooge McDuck is big in Europe in ways we Americans don't appreciate. Here is a song from a song cycle about Scrooge McDuck.

Some of the lyrics cut deep, like singing about the real treasures, including "To have the chance to say farewell." Well goddamn.

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They've got Thin Mints too - excuse me, Mint Thins - but there are two different TM recipes in Girl Scout circles, so I don't know what you'll find at DG.

Dollar General fake Girl Scout cookies. I swear they're the same thing but rebranded.

So. Much. This.

Stop it.

There is no tent big enough for your bigotry.

That was season 3. They didn't do "A Case of Spring Fever" until season 10. They knew all about Coily and his angelic hellspawn brethren for at least seven seasons but said nothing.

Well, for whatever it's worth, she makes complicated math easy. She's real good at it. It is my belief that most math is not nearly as bad as instructors make it; the trick is finding instructors who have gotten good at tricking you into mastering "hard" concepts. She's got a talent for that.

How I’d Study for a Calc Exam (What Most Students Don’t Do) YouTube video by Math with Professor V

Can I show you something I've been enjoying? I have a new favorite math instructor on YouTube, and damn if she doesn't sound exactly like Phoebe. So apparently we've got Phoebe Buffay, Ursula Buffay, and ProfessorV Buffay.

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"Connie Ballmer, wife of..."

Something Hit Uranus So Hard It Never Recovered. YouTube video by ExoBiotica

"... Uranus is the story of damage."

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The war did, though. You assholes wanted a war; you assholes got a war; now you assholes are crying that you lost the war.

Next time, try to get it through your inbred* heads that wars are a good way to get your idiot selves killed.

*: 39.9 to 50 percent of Gazan marriages are between cousins.

Nope, you're fucked in the head because your idea of Oktoberfest is a rape and murder spree.

Not even Egypt or Jordan want anything to do with you; that's how broken you are. When Israel gave the Sinai Peninsula back to Egypt 45 years ago, Israel tried to give Gaza back but Egypt didn't want them.

After enough of these time shenanigans, I could see the future Federation time cops recruiting Boimler and/or Mariner.

Star Trek：Return to your own timeline#startrek #shorts #shortvideo #series #fouryou YouTube video by Ferreira Mira

I wish Boimler / Mariner had become recurring antagonists on SNW, the way Q was on TNG. Absolutely BENIGN antagonists, of course, but just by showing up they'd be at risk of wrecking the timeline. Unless the timeline required them to do something, of course.

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Attempting a viral rope swing! YouTube video by blumineck

This guy was born in the wrong millennium.

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All of that sounds great until you remember that the people you're championing think that music festivals are places to go on rape and murder sprees. Gaza is a society that considers cruelty the highest virtue, that raises its children to dream of mass murder. And that's what you support, big guy.

It's not Israel's fault that Gaza prefers to let its people die than to actually take shelter in the tunnels. You stupid assholes want to start a war and do nothing to protect yourselves, fine by me. But Israel doesn't owe you casualties of its own just because you all are fucked in the head.

I'm glad to hear you say that Palestine should never become a nation, because Palestinian is devoted to hard-line Islam with no tolerance for anyone else.

Meanwhile, Israel is 20% Arab, and Arabs have equal rights in Israel. There are Arabs in the Knesset and on the high court. "Ethnostate" my ass.

Seriously, if you trip, that belt OWNS you. You go wherever it puts you, with no warning or dignity or protection. It may opt to put your feet behind you so you go straight down. It may just throw you backwards. It's not like landing solidly when you jump; you become the subject of ragdoll physics.

"Maybe a more moderate Israeli govt might reacted more diplomatically"

How do you figure? Gaza declared war on Israel and started a two-year campaign of rocket attacks. There's no government on earth that would just chuckle and say "oh those wacky kids".

Who will be the legitimate government of Palestine? Palestine has repeatedly rejected statehood (their perpetual sticking point: they don't want a state unless Israel gets destroyed too).

You don't consider "it's complicated" an answer, so how about "learn something about the region and try again".

Who will be the legitimate government of Palestine? Palestine has repeatedly rejected statehood (their perpetual sticking point: they don't want a state unless Israel gets destroyed too).

You don't consider "it's complicated" an answer, so how about "learn something about the region and try again".

Treadmill shenanigans make me nervous after one of the nieces turned on the treadmill while the other was standing on it. Instant faceplant, lots of tears, fortunately no real damage. Once or twice, I tripped and discovered how inexorable that damn belt is if you don't have the shutoff.

She changed outfits in 1 second YouTube video by America's Got Talent

I sense trickery.

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I would have broken my neck about three seconds in. Always use the emergency shutoff thingie just in case!

He is certainly a breath of fresh air compared to the grifters, gimmicks, and resentment-stirrers, just a guy trying to help the system do its job in the era before Dennis Franz starts showing off his butt. Perhaps I have taken the metaphor too far.