What is your setup for facilitating that?

Chaser

Shot

Surely the next weird little sentence I post for strangers on the internet will be the one that cures my mental illness

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village

“You beat Mario but inauthentically” I yell, realizing that there are actual problems in the world

No cards other than a strait flush

As long as LeBron plays next season, he will officially have been in the league longer after the “fuckery” tweet than before (reddit post explaining the timeline)

Genuinely insane. LeBron is some kind of Leviathan

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

People want to claim we’re a Christian nation and yet there are no banger versions of Battle Hymn of the Republic on Spotify. Makes u think.

As a negative: it turns out I would not have made a successful appliance repair man. As a positive: I’ve convinced myself that defrosting the freezer has permanently fixed the problem.

Unfortunately, there was no way to predict this.

I just paid $60 to fill up my car, Chinese EVs can’t get here soon enough

I think about this several times a week

A chart showing data

This chart shows just how much trouble Bluesky is in. Sorry but we’re cooked.

The fact that a search filter for “from people I follow” doesn’t exist is insane

All excellent choices, and I might buy both some Jarritos and a yellow Gatorade this weekend now…

Tucan vs ustedcan

Alcoholic beverages (bonus round for non-alcoholic beverages)

"no one's saying Mom isn't LeBron, but I'm honestly more of a scheme-unlocking Miami Bosh for this family than people realize," he thought while washing dishes

now that I’m 41 years old i really need to nail down my karaoke rendition of Night Moves

Good use of polling or bad use of polling?

just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son

That prosthetic hearing device looking good!

I’m going to start teaching my kids about Geoffrey Wednesday, the magic fairy who leaves full size snickers bars in the shoes of every pleasant child on Wednesdays. oh, Geoffrey Wednesday didn’t leave candy in your shoes this week? I guess it’s because you’re going to hell

my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it

Yes lol (I specifically meant that what people don’t like is that they seem to move wherever the wind is blowing and are thus perceived as “phony”, but you’re correct too with the donor point)