Who has two thumbs and just had to explain Omegaverse to their father in law at dinner? 🫠

My wife and I are discussing our celebrity “hall passes” and I think it’s nice we both have the cast of What We Do In the Shadows on our list. Strong couple communication and shared values. 🤣

Hey so remember how I posted this?

I may have applied to grad school...

Had a dream I discovered Coolio was gay and there was a secret verse where he talks about what he has to do to stay said from other gangsters in Gangster’s Paradise, so if anyone is a dream interpreter, have at it. And no, I haven’t been on an 80s/90s rap nostalgia trip lately.

Y'all. Never let me do school again if I'm working full time. If I start making those noises, please whack me with a pool noodle or something. This semester is MISERABLE.

Good job Neptune!! 😍

I just don’t know what to do, because I hate confrontation and we’ve been friends since college, so over 10 years. I was chewed out for not being “sympathetic enough” when someone’s grandfather died (I absolutely was), and I’ve always acknowledged and followed up on the other’s medical stuff.

You know what? Fair, Luke. Totally fair.

Hey Anna! I haven’t published yet.

I don’t know why I’m surprised—when I came out as non-binary to them, they didn’t care either, and they still misgender me every damn time.

I have shit friends.

Love how my two “best friends” expect me to care and react and be there for them when life-altering events happen, but when it happens for me, apparently I don’t get the same treatment. It’s been over 24 hours since I told them of something life-altering for me, and *crickets*

Oh yeah, I was incredibly upset with that. But the very end of the show? Chef kiss.

I watched it and it was wonderful! I just don’t think it was as strong as Midnight Mass.

Made the mistake of playing “am I hungry or is it depression” all day (I was hungry)

I miss my old writing community 😭

This pyrite was super excited to be on display at the Museum of Natural History.

A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.

please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed

LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.

Ok but why am I falling in love with the idea of moving to DC? Is it all the pride flags and the indie bookstore? It’s the pride flags and indie bookstore, isn’t it

YAAAAAS HE’S BACK!!!!

Ok but what if we all faked our deaths to get out of our student loans

So I think I got blocked from the DoE’s DEI snitch site? I’m sending in serious reports, people

a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and a clown face paint ALT: a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and a clown face paint

Listen, I don’t know how to do it so don’t tell me to just do it.

If someone doesn’t take the part of Papa V spinning in the Satanized video for Ghost and put “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive, it will be one of the greatest missed opportunities ever.

Cackling

Resist 😘✌️

Of course! If you’re able to see your doctor about it, do it—they can give you stronger stuff that’s better and waaaay less expensive than Prilosec (I pay like $5 a month)

So! I was doing this too until I could see my doctor. All Prilosec is, is omeprazole, which my doctor then put me on a prescription for and it’s significantly less expensive and more effective than buying Prilosec for every month.

Guess it’s time to take down the Christmas quote and put something else up, huh

Hey so my intrusive thoughts are less “hurt yourself” and more random memories like “remember that time your dad said your voice sounded bad because you’re fat and you’d sound better if you got in shape?”

It’s not just me, right?

Pure bliss