Milo decided to hoard all his cousins toys.

Matt Gaetz had to drop out because the number of days since his nomination was quickly approaching 18

Every time a cabinet position is announced I am just waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out with cameras saying I got Punk’d.

So I am going to start applying for jobs that I am not qualified to do. Because if Dr. Oz can become the chair of Medicaid and Medicare I can do anything.

My first post has to be of my best boy. He is my whole personality.