morning

Went to the gym, burnt 2000 cals, want a pizza.

Going to Berlin, probably not gonna get into Berghain - so any other recommendations on what to do would be ideal 👀🙏🏼

📸

Did Hyrox this weekend, didn’t die 🙌🏼

I’m competing in Hyrox tomorrow - LOL

a skin fade & a shave

Fuck sake

Paha. Fergie sounded better

I used to rate Carrie Underwood 🙄

YAWN!

This Trump speech is as diabolical as I expected

Jades at hoopla. 2025 made

Not posted for a week. Missed me 👀

I need a haircut

hyrox workout sent me 😮‍💨

Happy Jade Day!

if Fozia is murdered, we riot #thetraitors

Might wear this vest for Hyrox

I kinda hate that i’m so into the traitors this year 👀

It feels like it should be Friday. WTAF

Finished work an hour ago. Got in bed 🥱

Baths when it’s light outside, aren’t right 🙅🏻‍♂️

RN 🙄

This time last week

RN 🙄

Fuck this

Doing Hyrox at the end of Jan & i couldn’t be bricking it more 😮‍💨

Me flying home from Mexico rn