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Posts by Carl Aagesen

nothing is swifter than elf justice

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ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh

ANDRE: is it todae

THOM: no it’s thomorrow

STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock

MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets

PHOEBE: they were phroe

MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got

GEOFF: me too i’m geolous

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Some unruly teens made off with my medicinal pond scum

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curtains for thee & not for me

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this prank India pulled today 🙌🏼🤯🤣

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jesus can't save you from your dreams

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It takes over twice as many muscles to not tap dance

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I support small businesses, like tiny stores managed by mice

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if I wanted to make a deal with god I would simply run up that hill

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my inner child just bought a glock

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quit while you're a knee

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we're all just doing asbestos we can

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we all got that one homie whose heart belongs to another

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how am i supposed to rave under these conditions

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you had me at gargoyle extremist

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i want inside of your institution so badly that i am willing to write a page & a half

2 years ago 10 1 0 0
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yeah if you could stop repeating history, that'd be great

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it's a snack-eat-snack world

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when you eat lab-grown meat, you ingest the fear of the lab technicians who grew it

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i miss the simpler days of cannibal crime in the streets

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i am getting fed up with these quantum responsibilities

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litch'rally the dogs of war.
hounds one, two & four

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I love that the beach and the ocean are right next to each other - it works out perfectly

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don't let anything capture your imagination

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your witch is my commander

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