ok let me pull some cards and figure out how to proceed with this :/

oh were so fucked

I had to be like "well if it makes you feel better I still have a vocal fry in either language" mdmdkdkdkd

"Its so weird hearing you speak in this white valley girl accent and then completely shift gears into spanish"

Experiment On Me Halsey · Birds of Prey: The Album · Song · 2020

open.spotify.com/track/2xVuum...

twiter detox

:)

that lives on nunu lane..

do you know the coochieman?

save the cute shit for twitter

let me get back into the habit of saying more outlandish shit here

"are yall together? ... thats hot..."

my ex fr approached me and bae at the club looking CLAPPED 😭🗿

home sweet san diego (finally staying at baes for once)

🗿🗿🗿

Me: Oh my temp is actually below normal

Angel: I know what you are babe

Me: Hypothermic?

Angel: I was gonna say a vampire 🗿

Great prank haha but seriously now when do I get to make use of my bachelor's that worked for? xD

managed to get all my shit done during my lunch so now I get to just do my silly little massage therapy after work and take my ass HOME

enero vs diciembre

Decorating on the clock :)

a pink cartoon character is standing next to a bowl of water ALT: a pink cartoon character is standing next to a bowl of water

close second for the same reason

If you could have one pokemon in real life which would it be and why?

homie is a menace and I relate

bryson tiller on a house track

at this rate throuples will be needed just to get by kdkfkflfk

double it and give it to the next person

they had the chance to do the funniest thing ever

a whore 🥴