Watch your local TV news station to find out what Sinclair thinks.

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That was, by far, the most indecisive squirrel I’ve ever seen.

@paramountpictures.bsky.social what the hell is wrong with your app?? You can’t touch the remote in any way without rewatching a full commercial break? Please fix it. It sucks.

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack
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Just in NIH grants, It looks like beautiful Iowa City, home of the U of Iowa, will lose $71m in funding. That's almost $1k per resident. And that's before all the other cuts to SSA, FDA, etc.

Anyone in Iowa City that can offer more insight?
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H/T to Prathima !

#MTVs #TheRealWorld can rest assured… people have indeed stopped being polite

I feel bad for the announcers of #NCAA women’s basketball games trying to pretend the officiating isn’t atrocious

One Shining Moment | 2024 March Madness YouTube video by March Madness

It’s the best day of the year… leading to the most important 4 minutes of every year…

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It’s the 3rd best day of the year!! (Thurs and Fri are #1 & 2, respectively)

Frugal February! I wonder if we can make it through the entire month without spending any (new) money. Just use all our old gift cards and rewards. #FrugalFebruary #GiftCards #WillyMakeit #BettyWont