A photo of avocado and just a few limes at store shelf

I still believe in love but I give up with avocados

which movie was sound?
they’re brutal with mic cuts this year. Some are deserved.

Nothing about Emilia Perez that
its non Mexican songwriters can’t make more embarassing #Oscars2025

I read she was on the audience. As was their only latina Melissa Villasuor

Jan Hooks was mentioned in Adam Sandlers song. and I only watced half. Weird about Julia Sweeny. Was she in the audience?

Elon had a little creature climbing up his head during the press conference. Was that a certified service animal? Where’s the little vest?

Been manifesting a national or hemispheric #gulfofmexico celebration.
Tshirts, hats, anthems and orange bloated chump PIÑATAS! Manifesting someone with more clout to make this happen. What date should it be?

It’s shockingly rare to hear legacy media calling Trump’s vision of Gaza as the Middle East’s Riviera what it is: ethnic cleansing. Thanks to David Remnick and @newyorker.com for spelling it out.

FOTUS never knows about money he’s grifting or Stormy or what’s in project 2025 but he’ll tell the press a hundred times how helicopters can go up and down and up and down and about the california faucet and sharks.

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invasion of the body snatchers

she’s dead inside

Whoever heckled RFK jr’s opening deceitful remarks before getting dragged out of the hearing I salute you!

I’ve always admired you!

“We can be Heroes…just for one day…”

Let Denmark cook.

Welcome to cielo azul!

What episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm are missing Cheryl Hines. Can’t look at her right now🥲

Someday,hopefully soon, when FOTUS dies on the toilet we can smile and say “he’s with hitler now”

He is.

found this on
@briantylercohen.bsky.social and added 2 words. not a joke. real delusion.

Sharing via Tom Ammiano

When FLOTUS dies we can say “He’s with Hitler now”

💙💙💙

Not surrendering and developing a new solo play at a Queer theater about democracy, familia, San Francisco and cooking - to be revealed in March. #notmypresident

I think it’s nostalgic and he probably loves dick.

Only one of the OG #villagepeople is playing for FOTUS in DC so it’s really just a Village Person performing for The Village
Idiot along with fake band members.

Nancy Moose, let’s take it outside.

you mean from my cold? yes gone at last. thanks!