Hey, insider trading is a plan of sorts

The kindness of people like you gives us some hope even in the darkness of right now that we're going to win

Screen shot showing a $100 donation. There’s text reading “thanks, Rich!”, and a photo of a bearded man with glasses

10 bucks for every year since “trouble with the snap” made me the happiest I’ve ever been watching a football game
#charitibundibowl

I was there for a week and felt like I gained 15 lbs. so much incredibly good food and drinks

Pathetic loser energy. Just don’t go, dude

Goals

Bye, bitch

It’s so fitting that the American empire will die because the dumbest motherfuckers on earth took power and decided that logistics are gay and that you can win wars if your troops can do a lot of pushups

Too many CEOs have forgotten that the way that worker benefits that are now considered normal came to be was because the alternative was those workers burning their houses down with them inside with the doors nailed shut

This is the way

Rory wins the green jacket and LIV folds a few days later? This is the best week of his life!

My course hosts a LIV tournament and it turned it into a chaotic mess for about 6 weeks before the course closed for about 2 weeks for the event, so in addition to the shittiness of LIV in general, I selfishly am hoping like hell that the rumors of its collapse are true

Do it to him on the release date of his stupid fucking book

I’d bet we could trick some of them into trying that out

I’m evolving gills, but I guess I’m just built different

Tiny Traverse City restaurant sells more than 3,000 burgers in one day - all to help a competitor The restaurant team had hoped to sell 1,000 burgers in a day to help a fellow burger spot owner facing high medical bills during his cancer treatment. Instead, they sold more than 3,000 and the commun...

Similar to this article I came across last night -- this is not a heatwarming story! It's a policy failure!
www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...

She's also a GOP operative who previously testified in congress in support of the BBB. I'd be surprised if any of her backstory is actually legit.

because of assholes like Rick Scott who do everything they can to ensure that government doesn't work to help people like it could

“I wish Rage Against the Machine would just play their music and not talk about politics”

LMMFAO at the idea that this is the first time the Catholic Church has ever been political.

I'm not optimistic that she's ever going to connect those two dots, even though they're right next to each other

you're so close to getting it, lady

I'm always doing Red Cross

“currently” is doing so much work here

Brilliant—if you want to open a strait, just block it from the other side

Who'd have guessed that it would look like shit?

Stiff competition between Jack and Gary Player over who loves talking about how great they are the most.

They're also both huge assholes

they said bad takes

You know things are fucked because their standard lie is “2 weeks”

It’s so over for us