I actually don't know Armenian because it was never spoken to me but I do want to learn Western Armenian

Offer is open if you wanna snuggle in because how can I say no to a fellow Armenian hottie 😘

Aww thank you!

You are more than welcome to come snuggle

I don't get many takers these days, unless you want to change that 😘

Wouldn't you like to just snuggle into them?

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

butch wearing a shirt that says "my dick is a machine that turns women into single mothers"

Looking very good and very pretty today

Yes, yes you do mommy...sorry...mommy....

if you love her, tell her. ask her on that date. go in for that kiss. sway that thin metal disk between her eyes. carve that inscrutable arcane sigil on her stomach. enact your plans.

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Just bought the darndest shirt at a mall kiosk

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This is true

So gorgeous!

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Also sexy as hell

Hi beautiful

🥺👉👈

I caught my cat at the perfect time after her yawn for that first pic. Don't worry, no SCSI's were harmed in the taking of these pictures

a black and white edit of an emoji wearing sunglasses and smiling and giving the thumbs up with text that reads "HRT is irreversible? i fuckin' hope so!". there is a vial of estrogen and a vial of testosterone next to the emoji.

taps the sign

Hell yeah, that is awesome!

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Of course cutie pie 😘

Oh my gosh...you are so gods damn sexy

Yes, in the best way

Damn, you have an amazing ass