Drake: Just one, please

Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat?

Drake: *bursts into tears*

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Another surreal Victor Wembanyama photo 🤯

Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.

Pebbles

So many jellyfish in the sea this morning

CIBC notification >>>>

It’s been a week!

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over

I’ve reached the age where if I don’t put it in my phone’s calendar I will not remember.

Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.

Beach today 🤞🏾

Can’t style a styler

Having boobs is a crazy concept.

Chris Must List is a crazy man

i need some new ink asap!

Campari do not taste good.

Familiar scoreline 🌚

Exhibició de les de Pere Romeu a la primera meitat! 👏

🥰

Fuck this iPad fr lol

Imma start referring to the old app as my eX.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

iPhone 16 pro max, a Nissan Kick and money

O wait I forgot I’m a cunt 🫨

The bots under every post

Old enough to remember #twitterafterdark 😭