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CARRIE BRADSHAW WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING

David doing duck lips to save his jävla fucking livet, yes boys han är ju multilingual

Boys I am between the lines

How bout some gwent?

Met a boy on the dance floor last night… only to find out he is in the grad program that nearly ruined my life.

Seems better now so catharsis?

I am not a Madonna stan but omg this new song fucks

Throw back photo of David on vacation in a tropical pool wearing a very suggestive taupe speedo

Please don’t come (vacation throwback)

A well-formatted bibliography may just be my tism

Honestly not sure I am motivated to attend the festival now especially with big parties both Saturday and Sunday night

Philly Pride moving to the parkway basically proves my point that Pride is for the straights. Half expect the gays to just pack into the bars anyway

Can we just skip this week? Thanks

Fading into the weekend

a blonde woman wearing a black jacket and gloves is standing in front of a wall of lights Alt: It’s Britney bitch preparing to party till the world ends

Me preparing for the impending nuclear war

Learning that Robyn provided backing vocals for the Britney classic “Piece of Me” is gonna be my new personality for the next week, thanks

I am a highly sensitive person… diagnosed by Lena Dunham herself

Can Karoline Leavitt be next?

The upshot is he thought I was the same age as him, so I will take looking ten years younger than I am

Danced with a boy last night and offered to get him a drink. He wanted a Cosmo, and I said “Living your Carrie Bradshaw fantasy?” He then said “who’s that?”

No lube, just vibes

Okay f slurs there is not enough appreciation for Robyn going on here. We only get one album a decade, let us have this moment

It is now shirtless men in the park season, so there is a new incentive to go outside

Always!

The only things to come out of my extensive training as a jazz pianist are to point out every montuno and every tritone substitution

I can be elusive with you honey

Gonna make my husband purchase the wine tomorrow

Manifesting this weekend is fun chaos and not crash out chaos

Post pump this morning

Living for false spring (before rain and third winter)

Nothing like seeing cv2 to ruin my day…

Trying to go from spending two decades of your life being closed off, judgey and mean to reintegrating into a normal social group is hard, y’all. But I’m committed to putting in the effort