βWhatever. If she has to deal with you, that means I don't. She'll probably have more patience anyway, because I'm just about OUT.β
...
βGood. Seriously, do you think Mavericks are going to fall for that? That's just asking for a buster shot to the heart. Freak.β
βThe hell are you even talking about my sister for?!β
Defensive brother mode activated.
β...also zip your vest up, it's like sub-zero. How desperate are you??β
βHell if I know. She told me to leave the planning to her. I've been on audio standby ever since, whether or not you believe that.β
βAnd as much as I love carnage, I'm not dumb enough to do something that would piss HER off.β
βAll I'm hearing is weak-minded compromise. I prefer absolute solutions. Ask Pandora about it next time she bothers you.β
βOh, sure, show off why don't you.β
βAT LEAST YOU CAN REMOVE YOUR BIOMETAL.β
βAYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!β
βHe better be capable of levelling buildings, or I'm not interested.β
βAw, I fucking love SpongeBob.β
jamcat
Comedy = Tragedy + Time
After a few moments of mechanical spasms, the crustacean falls to the ground, seemingly inactive... only for a spark of energy to ignite a massive, blinding explosion...
γ MISSION : COMPLETE ! γ
FUCKING CACKLING.
βYEAH, GET RID OF THAT EYESORE!β
γ UNKNOWN USER : Admin privileges revoked.
γ Current users (new turn order):
γ @mergedlegacy.bsky.social , @resistanceciel.bsky.social
With one last, resounding ping, all three Biometal in the room light up in unison, gems shining as a sort of greeting.
Afterward, Model L begins floating toward Aile, practically magnetized to the presence of the other two Biometal on her person...
βI currently have nothing better to do right now than to be an ass and cause more negative energy to spread.β
Yanks his head back so he's looking up at the Wily Star.
lmao.
βWhat in the copyright clusterfuck is floating in orbit right now?β
There wasn't much else it could do, other than guide @resistanceciel.bsky.social further through the halls of the base, seemingly tugging her, just the slightest bit, as if trying to move towards...
Whoever it was trying to find.
...something makes an audible, and... physical ping from Ciel's workshop. It was potent enough even for the young prodigy herself to feel it for a brief moment.
The real target, however, was someone else...
And it pinged again. This time, shifting a certain direction.
It was the Biometal.
γ @mergedlegacy.bsky.social @resistanceciel.bsky.social γ
γ Initialize Joint Starter...
γ Users added. (turn order)
γ UNKNOWN, Ciel, Aile.
γ Begin transmission...
And as the fluid makes contact, splashing onto and in between the cracks of the mechanical crustacean's optics, it sparks violently.
γ DAMAGE CRITICAL! 87% TOTAL DAMAGE! γ
And judging by the way it was moving, and the heat radiating off of it, that warning was warranted- it's gonna blow, and soon!
It received a taste of its own medicine swiftly, taking another hit to the opposite optic, rendering it practically blind... and while that helps the heroes, it doesn't help the mechanaloid, which is now frantically flailing its claws about as it stomps the ground!
γ 64% TOTAL DAMAGE! γ
With a mighty crash, the mechanaloid lands atop Sword's shield, pushing the little star warrior into the ground... but not damaging them otherwise.
After placing one of its feet back on the ground, it starts trying to stomp through the shield, over, and over!!!
crush the quartet, if not at least send them flying from the impact!
All that damage accumulates, impacts stored in stasis until the moment of release- all hitting the lobster at once, resulting in its body being cratered into the ground.
γ OPTICS ERROR! MOTOR ERROR! 56% TOTAL DAMAGE! γ
But with a sudden plume of dirt, it catapults itself skyward, aiming to
γ
He would have had to take cover, if not for the Kirbies! Their blow rendered the metal mass stunned, leaving it spasming on the ground as its systems rushed to recover!
Said nuisance was stunned from a strong blow, rendering it defenseless!
γMULTIPLE DIRECT HITS! 39% TOTAL DAMAGE! γ
γ CRITICAL HIT! 32% TOTAL DAMAGE! γ
The bot is stunned, stopping the revving of its engines as it collapses to the ground, spasming as its internal systems rush to recover from the attack.
Now's your chance!
Heavy rolled an 8. I think you good, unless you want her to get knocked out of the mech, lol.
γ DIRECT HIT! 10% TOTAL DAMAGE γ
The mechanaloid is sent reeling back from the impact, sending its beams skyward before dissipating. It takes a few staggering steps back, before lowering its body.
Its engines start revving.
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