"Hey luci how've you been doing?"

"Well I'll let you choose dear"

"Which one do you think i mean dear?"

"I know and I'm dreading my inevitable meeting with Satan but its gonna have to happen. Who knows maybe he won't try and fight me on sight, oh and one more thing i kept your room exactly how it was the day it happened."

"Just a bit of advice, Check your beliefs before you piss off the wrong person you egotistical half baked sinner. I Am God, you are a fish whos too big for his little puddle. Do i make myself clear murderer?

He gives the lamb a soft hug before rubbing her head gently.

"I know, that's why im trying to make amends now."

"I heard from someone you called yourself a God is that right?"

"Hmmm I'd say maybe, I don't judge electrical things so."

He opens it only too find drugs so he changes them to sweet candies

"Alright here you go bud!"

"Yes she gave me a very nice hat, now back to the question. W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔O̖̼ͩ͌͐ T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔Ḛͭ̉̇͟ F̘͍͖ͫ͘U̠҉̷̙ͦC̵͉͋̔͞K͕͓͌̎̾ A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟ Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦ?

"Let me see it first."

"I'm God, now who are you to think you can talk to me like that?"

//Of course God's taller than him

"Of course I did Jesus, i may not have talked to any actual mortals but i did love Mary."

❝ 𝙲𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛. ❞

Canon/independent portrayal of Adam from Hazbin Hotel

//Stolen from @voxtechoverlord.bsky.social

"I see, I'm looking for Valentino you've seen him?"

@mrdaddyval.bsky.social

"A moth man? Now i have seen it all"

❝ Daddy's been gone a while,
But that don't mean nothing's changed.~ ❞

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@exorcistleader.bsky.social

"Adam, mind telling me why you thought it was a Me Damn good idea to go to hell!!"

"I CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH!"

"LITTLE SHIT GET BACK HERE!!"

@pr1nce-of-peace.bsky.social

"JESUS WHERE DID YOU PUT THE WINE!?"

"AWWW WHAT A CUTE PUPPY!"

"Oh nice, what about from hell? I keep hearing something from emily about a sinner being here?

"Yeah, but anything you want to do dear? I'm up for some fun."

"First me damn man give me a me damn headache. Any interesting news in heaven?"

"Alright dear, so anything interesting happen while i was gone?"

"Aww alright dear I'll let you know, deal?"

He rubs her head softly while smiling