the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames Alt: a woman in a black dress says it - it - the f - it - flam - flames, on the side of my face…

Hives. Hives all over my body.

I found a bunch of HR pins in accessories. Nice selection if I do say so myself. ShitInternethuh?

Pharmacy vs the world!

Sooooo all the managers leaving. Glasner, Iraola, Carrick/Silva/Howe?

Available managers. Alonso, Amorim, Southgate, Klopp, Pochettino and anyone else who gets grouped and fired after the World Cup.

This is going to end 0-0 and it will have been for nothing

Ew. Where’s my one hitter?

I could hang at the airport all day! I find it fascinating. Get a day pass and go through security and wander around exploring.

Barcelona beige is a color match for the hospital walls. It’s awful.

I have severe baby fever when babies are in my general vicinity. My coworker brought her baby in this morning and I very much want to hold her and sing Prince songs with her. I used all the power I could muster to hold myself back. She was fine in her mom’s arms. BUT SOOOO CUUUUTE.

Anyway. Babies.

Facking typo😩

I’ll just take the wonton chips. I’m here for the carbs.

Of course he adds sherry

Wow. We also have an Eastern European/Filipino fusion place. It’s called Pinoyshki. 😄

Screenshot of sushi nachos

🤷‍♂️ is is fusion?

I don’t have any more words for this. Just tired of all of it.

😭 come on boys please don’t lose please

No added on time right?

Silva cannot scurry fast enough to Saudi

Hincapié I still love you keep doing that defending shit I like so much

Poor Lee “Game’s Gone” Dixon

😉

Kick the fucking ⚽️

*whispers* Donnarumma has always been pretty trash with his feet.

Christ I’d really like England to knock France out of the World Cup just to watch that little shit weep.

Fraudri? Is this anything?

if you or someone you know has a cable provider, you can watch on telemundo in the us. no annoying comms!

Raya bozo move done. Now no more my friend.

Eze fancy feet