I'm not looking forward to the day that someone decides it's a better idea to check social media to find out why their power went off instead of checking the breaker panel

You know that sounds an awful lot like a Justice Department that's super interested in protecting white supremacist terrorist organizations, not *checks notes* the American people

You know I wonder if the AI datacenter folks even thought that maybe they should include solar panel and windmill infrastructure in the planning phase instead of just thinking they can hit the grid for roughly twice the power requirements.

I'm just saying this isn't that hard to figure out.

FAQ 2: Isn't that going to be expensive on gas?

Yes, which is why I have a second Kickstarter ready to go titled:

Help Us Pay for More than 50 miles driving range

"How could I know crossbreeding Chlamydia, herpes, and syphilis as a super STD was a bad idea?" - Tucker Carlson, in an alternative timeline as a genetic scientist

Okay but who the actual fuck outside of Putin and Russia likes this guy

I'm just really hoping that when all is said and done we can finally put to bed the notion that old white businessmen are in any way shape or form good at running a country, period, because holy fuck they are so not good at that

FAQ: Why an Inkas Huron APC?

Because the biggest, most aggressively masculine vehicle on the market that can be legally driven on the road needs to be painted bright fucking pink. That's why.

Also, bulletproofing is a good sound insulator. LOUD MUSIC BAD FOR EARS

May I interest you in my Kickstarter, where we:

A) buy an Inkas Heron APC
B) install 150db industrial speakers to the outside
C) add sound insulation to the inside
D) paint it bright neon pink
E) drive it around playing Aqua's Barbie Girl at dickhead protests/rallies for the GOP

I'm just going to say this:

The right can't meme for shit but holy fuck the Iranian state media can meme harder than fucking diamonds

"Bow down before the one you serve. You're going to get what you deserve." - Trent Reznor, with prescience as to these fuckers' future career path

Yo, didn't those fuckers leave like 3,000 Americans behind when the Iran bullshit started?

How do I say this?

No actual American wants to annex Canada any more than I want to steal my neighbor's house from him and rent it to him while at the exact same time doing all the maintainance and upkeep on it while expecting him to be thankful for it.

Those who do are fucking assholes

I mean, now we should be looking at Ogles' hard drive and browser history

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Another not so fun fact:

U. S. Census counts those immigrants towards Texas having 2-3 more gerrymandered red Congressional seats and Florida adding 2 more seats.

GOP House majority = 3 seats.

A reminder:

We can’t trust Palantir with our NHS data Is this really the company we should be entrusting with our health service’s digital architecture?

"Palantir is not just a problem of profiteering from our national healthcare system— it's a fundamental threat to the democratic control of our public infrastructure + the privacy of every citizen. By giving our taxes to this company, we are aiding their operations everywhere."

tinyurl.com/3ejuyv89

What a fucking moron.

Perhaps he should have been a fucking CEO instead

I love the fact that his name is, roughly translated, Peter Hungarian.

This is like someone getting named Thomas American. Or John British. Hiro Nippon. Etc, etc

Although it does present an opportunity for some brave soul to yell out "SHUT UP PEDOPHILE" when Trump is talking, and earn $5.

That's my bounty for any journalist in the room willing to prove hey have a soul

Anything by Kid Rock, frankly

Am I encouraging people to punch people who dress like fucking Nazis in the face?

I'm not NOT encouraging people to punch fucking Nazis in the face.

And I'm definitely not saying that if you dress like a fucking Nazi you SHOULD get punched in the face

Because, y'know

Sound of Music rehearsals

Man who knows history here.

Let me tell you why you should not wear an armband like that.

*AHEM*

YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING NAZI AND PEOPLE WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE

Hey, so the thing about functioning alcoholics is that the focus is that they FUNCTION. Like they get up, they go to work, they get shit done, they kill half a bottle of scotch with dinner and get up at 6AM, work out, go do the job, etc

The problem here is that Kegsbreath and Kash...

Aren't that

Actually I would prefer him in a prison cell fully aware that everything he stole is being repatriated to his victims. But that's just me

I'm going to go with the probable (much more legal-sounding version) "incompatible worldview. And also he's a douche."

To be clear:

Americans are not rooting for the enemy.

We are cheering the people who point out exactly how fucking shit this regime happens to be, how stupid they are, how incompetent they are, and how much we need to change the leader of our country so we are not led by fuckwit pedophiles.