Time: 10:24 AM Me: I wish u were a seahorse so l could impregnant u with 10 million babies Him: Lmao Me: If we were seahorses would u let me do that Him: Yes i would Me: heart react
Finally. A man who knows ball 🫃🏻
Someone sent me this.
This also happened the first time i took a prescription stimulant. I realized i needed a nap and a shower
Shoutout bsky devs i love the bsky devs
*scrolling timeline*
"do i have an opinion on today's discourse" probably not
"would developing one have a meaningful outcome" definitely not
time to log off and do something that actually helps people in the real world!
Record-breaking Antarctic drill reveals 23 million years of climate history swais2c.aq/media/record...
Women in POEMS (Prophecy, Omens, the Ethereal, Meaning, and Spirituality)
Will ur the best much respect to ur soul
Hey
we need an italian american white girl rapper called AAVE Maria
Coffee and journaling set up
True to the spirit of 2016, I’m doing a DIY gratitude journaling & latte challenge.
Goals:
- make latte, sit in natural light
- 3 goals, 3 “got dones”, 3 gratitudes
- 40 out of the next 50 days (KPIs lol lets go corporate)
- deadline: 3/14
- bonus pts if b4 8:30AM
Day 1! ✅
We’re in the bed bath and beyond touching all the fun textures and my friend just keeps going “there’s a lot of Beyond here. theres a lot of Beyond”
Likely place for him to be…
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The worst option? when it’s yourself…
[to buddhist groupchat]: hey does anyone have any memes about wuwei? No worries if not
awful lot of the Discourse Du Jour intercourse strikes me as a big case of rats learning to administer themselves electric shocks to get a lil hit of nicotine
This would fix all my problems
i don’t want new people right now
me scrolling past names like nuzzi and lizza
crying
i've been saying it for years: it is a moral imperative to post your lunch
They're gonna put me on a list for #FatShaming buildings ,
#skinnnyyyyy!!!
they're also mostly AI generated! this post used to be free ugh. he gist is that even when u tell the readers it's AI, they don't care because they still Felt Something from tumblreddit purple prose. substack.com/home/post/p-...
this inspired me to check my lists/labels. nothing juicy, but oh! sure
asian woman staring blankly at you face very close to camera like bug
nice concepts, man. have you considered actions?
Yoda Latino
What’s the next smallest thing you can do for your community? Do it. And repeat.
This is the mindset that helped Marion, Ohio revitalize the community—and win the Strongest Town Contest.
Please. There’s not nearly enough pink lines leaving the area for the loop
pic of asian woman in pastel blue halter top and pink floral flared pants with arms outstretched in front of a large silver disco moon
i went to the aella x blassie debate and everyone was normal
