everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

My favorite guy is Paddington Bear and I think he would do great owning all off professional wrestling

i believe that's some good news that deserves the ole razzle dazzle

2 cats sitting inside broken fan with the reddit post on r/AskReddit for it being titled: "1. How did they do this? 2. Why did they do this"

I’m reposting the broth video because sometimes I just need to see it

a cartoon character is standing in front of a red background with evil pomni written on it ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a red background with evil pomni written on it

people's tomodachi life islands be like

Moonlight Sword Hunter
#bloodborne

38 y/o gf who still sings “greensleeves”: they’re debating whether trollop is a slur and i just can’t with the tavern today.
Me [heard “trollop” and got so hard my humors get unbalanced]: i think i hauve st. anthony’s fire

Open RP: I’m hacking at you with a stone adze

well, it's a wolf!

headshot comm 🚬

to be fair, the etsy witches did manage to take out charlie kirk, so who's to say if black magic is real or not

Doctor: What brings you in today. it's not teeth is it?
Me: No
Doctor: Okay. Good. I don't touch teeth. Different guy.
Me: It's eyes.
Doctor: Nope that's a different guy too

A four panel comic: Panel 1: A wizard looking at a frog with a human hand in his back saying "We shall see what the anti-grafting peasants think of this!" Panel 2: The frog says "Aren't you the wizard that cooled his orb in a moonwell?" Panel 3: The wizard, rubbing his eyes in frustration, makes the frog vanish Panel 4: The wizard in a chair, poking an orb with the text "BARRICADED" over and over again.

Here's my original character Waffles the Wizard.

He was hired by the king to maintain the ley lines that used to work great.

I have read better Bluesky posts
⭐️⭐️⭐️

Does this help?

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix

Dark Knight commission for @DungeonD0rk :3

*world's stupidest guy* I let claude decide when I jerk off

This Jollibee is currently full.
Players in queue: 2.

Why @why.bsky.team • 16h Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea. 568 1 223 • 329 →... Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) NO INTERPR @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online • 1 label has been placed on this content Sucka fucka ding dong 8:41 AM • Apr 22, 2026

Rude label

@why.bsky.team Bitch-Made

[Verse 2: Carly Rae Jepsen] Freaked out, dropped my phone in the pool again (From Good Time, the one with the Owl City guy)

As usual she did it first

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

photo of my Switch 2 screen showing the Tomodachi Life drawing editor. I drew a pack of cigarettes resembling Marlboro, except it has the Mario Kart DS logo on it instead

giving Snake something to smoke

listen buddy i care about two things in this world: thing 1 and thing 2. now get the fuck off my porch.

i wonder who theyre going to cast as the Perfidious Poo Plunderer for the Elden Ring movie. the Contemptible Caca Consumer. the Freaky Fecal Feaster. the Lecherous Low-Down Luncher

Fuck lmao

Frame from the YTP Fesh Pince of Blair by KroboProductions, showing Carlton holding a pool floatie talking to Will.

I can't believe staff is blocking people over the phone in pool post. How can they be so cruel post?