Lol

[to the girl who can just wear nipple stickers as a bra] d or double d

If I don’t get questions like this I don’t want on

Do we have DMs on here yet?

Yeah!!!

user sweatieangle in VHS inspired dustrial leggings

@sweatieangle.bsky.social is here in spirit.🖤

#leggings #usergenerated

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

Start of the week dread,
post chickens

my dealer: aye this that Magnolia pack it’s gas fr 🔥 🐸 🔥

me: whatever bro.. 🙄 ok

90 minutes later: this.. fucking life... it's so hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's LONG, it's long, Goddamn it 😭

my homie Brent typing into the youtube search bar: AIMEE MANN WISE UP

If there are hidden vintage or flea mart shopping gems in Berlin you know of that you would be willing to disclose to a compassionate and swagged out white girl doing her best to make it in this crazy world…pls drop in the replies 🫶

🥰Oh pshaw - tell me their @ i wanna follow em too

A sad lament called ‘been practicing getting better at doing makeup but no one wants me to have as much fun as I could be having at work’ (i didn’t wear the choaker in the end)

Lmao who will sneak into north korea take a guided tour film when told not to and then be like SHITS WEIRD MAN HE GOT SO MAD

Thanks Pope Francis 🥰

This is what happens when you wander too far from your roots - brooklyn cocaine dealer reviews, making interns wear shirts tie dyed with fluid from jars of revolting fermented liquids, and yelling at women for wearing flats or thick socks.

They fucked up and let the big dicked lunatic w a heart of gold on here

Its not a repost from twitter - its bonus outtake shots 😌

Theres a baby duck they experiment on and some account named illumi you have to show your butt to

me when i've never posted in the hellthread

George busy with harambe’s mother, Kayla.

i knew he had something to do with this shit

I’m not sure thats how invites actually work and I’m gonna mouth off to elected officials regardless - sorry!

Sorry but i think george santos is funny and considering hes an nyc elected official its not exactly the same thing as giving a random gryoper account oxygen - if negative attention = more invites that sounds like something the devs need to think on to me tbh

Me-OW, taking valuable time from various legal dramas to show this kitty has claws

my superpower is being so painfully awkward even the most arrogant assholes are rendered awkward in my presence. there’s probably a german word for it.

My most problematic "would"? Hmm. It's a toss-up between Abigail Shapiro and my mother.

no babe I love your social network, the big ones scare me

this is the funniest thing anyone’s ever tweeted

Appropriating seasoning my bewbs

Rocking the lost a bar fight for fall