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Tim Walz on DHS officers who shot Minnesotans: "We're gonna bring them back and hold them accountable for what they did"

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BENNET: Do you agree that 89% of children who died from flu were unvaccinated?

RFK Jr: I don't know the exact number

BENNET: That is the exact number, Secretary Kennedy

RFK Jr: *death growls*

BENNET: You took down the HHS communications promoting the flu vaccine. Do you regret that?

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REPORTER: I just want to make sure I understand. You're alleging that the Southern Poverty Law Center was paying the leaders of KKK and other groups?

BLANCHE: I'm not alleging it. The grand jury returned an indictment that says that

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I live in Seattle I applaud our state for doing the right thing despite all the Zionist propaganda and opposition against it! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍💙🇺🇸

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it is devastating to notice how few benches there are in the world and how some benches have been replaced by weird "leaning" things. the world is incredibly cruel to disabled, elderly, poor, pregnant, tired, homeless, and all people. there should be benches fucking everywhere for everyone

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LUTNICK: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America


SHAHEEN: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

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dhuartson:

Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby.  That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

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Trump is trying to pressure Afghans who fought alongside us in the war to go back to Afghanistan and live under Taliban rule. If not go back, Trump is threatening to dump them in the middle of a civil war in central Africa. That’s evil.

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He's truly a fucking imbecile. His demise will be widely celebrated along with Trump.

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You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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This fking asshole can take his apology & shove it. He has the balls to say even though he knew he was lying to ppl it wasn't intentional. Bullshit! He knew exactly what he was doing & he knew it was wrong but he was making so much money he didn't care. He's a douchebag of the worst kind.

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Follow @neguse.house.gov to save Democracy and get rid of corruption.
You won't find him at Coachella or the Met Ball with AOC or Bernie Sanders. He's too busy doing the job tax payers pay him to do - clean up Congress!

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Ted Lieu: “The reality is that this cabinet's out of control incompetence & corruption have made it the worst cabinet since 1776

The Atlantic put out an article that shows that Kash Patel appears to be a raging alcoholic — he should not be FBI director. He should go seek help & treatment”

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::taps mic::

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It’s not unaliving, it is killing or murder, speak like adults.

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Fossil fuels started paying conservative media and faith leaders to say God hates gays in the 80s/90s so they could continue pillaging the planet long after the weather started getting noticeably dangerous to life on Earth. The bigotry ecosystem rests on emotionally crippling men for fun and profit.

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the last year or so of insanity has wholly convinced me that JFK was assassinated to make sure they didn't withdraw from vietnam and divest from the federal reserve, and they used an easily radicalized fall guy who they killed so he wouldn't talk

because after the last year... that's not even weird

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Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

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a grotesquely elongated, gigantic face floats in the darkness of a hallway at night, mouth open

a grotesquely elongated, gigantic face floats in the darkness of a hallway at night, mouth open

man in the hallway at night

base photo by @neonrot.bsky.social thank you!!

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Backrooms discovered in Gravity Falls

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Kevin review – Aubrey Plaza’s new cat comedy is so irretrievably bad it must never be allowed to happen again The team behind this adult animation is unbelievably stellar – Jason Schwartzman, John Waters, Whoopi Goldberg, Amy Sedaris … Sadly, it’s so awful it’s hard to even express its direness

All I'm going to say is my God, I think the most professional people I've ever met are TV and film industry artists because they will take the most dogshit scripts imaginable, and stay in their lane to focus on making the most beautiful art they can that time, budget, and style guide will allow

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Kids Say Things - Gator Days

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Bolero

Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird.

Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best.

Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest.

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Panel 1

Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs.

Tammy: Good morning, Bolero.

Charlie: Did you sleep well.

Panel 2

Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks.

Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one.

Panel 3

Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation.

Panel 4

Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question.

Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes?

Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration.

Tammy: YES!

Charlie: I'll start it now!

The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days Characters Bolero Bolero - Blue Frog - A little speaker of profound things. Some might call him weird. We all know he's deep. And weird. You can be deep and weird. Tammy - Green Frog - Bolero's mother. She loves her son and thinks he's the best. Charlie - Red Frog - Bolero's father. He loves his son and thinks he's the the greatest. Transcript Panel 1 Bolero's family is getting their day going. His parents greet him cheerful smiles and inquires about his night. Bolero's dad, Charlie, has a mug that says "Big Boy Mug". As he is a big boy, he has found this mug to be suitable to his needs. Tammy: Good morning, Bolero. Charlie: Did you sleep well. Panel 2 Bolero stares off into the distance. He looks as if he has experienced a thousand life times. He speaks. Bolero: I dreamed that everybody looked like me and I didn't know who I was and I was everyone and no one. Panel 3 Bolero looks blankly in a random direction. Tammy looks at her husband with concern. Charlie is entirely unsure what they are supposed to do in this situation. Panel 4 Bolero looks back to his parents and asks an extremely important question. Bolero: Can we have chocolate pancakes? Tammy throws her arms into the air in celebration. Tammy: YES! Charlie: I'll start it now! The family had a fine morning.

Kids Say Things - Gator Days

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This pedo witch hunt is very much a modern day red scare. Maybe not as bad considering we have actual pedophilles at the top of society and hack shit is being done to them. But the average person is now under a microscope by every terminally online moral policer who watches Chris Hansen once.

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this is undoubtedly an extremely fucked POV, and wholly unnecessary to even entertain in the first place, because the creeps that are propping this game up aren't really making any kind of secret about why they're doing so because they go unpunished for it. why make things up when they're all honest

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a video game screen shows a purple pokemon with steelix and steelix 50 nm and 181/181 hp ALT: a video game screen shows a purple pokemon with steelix and steelix 50 nm and 181/181 hp

I had

two sips of
whole milk

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Oh, Dad is pissed. And I get that anger. Traitor Trump is the biggest threat to democracy and world peace that we've ever seen in America.

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one of my favorite parts of the onion infowars saga is how Alex Jones lost his fucking mind when they first bought it,,,,, partly because he didn't know or understand what the onion was

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Netanyahu and his thugs are completely untroubled by the cognitive dissonance of Jews behaving exactly like Nazis. Even to embrace their own concept of Lebensraum in a “Greater Israel.” Israel should live within their 1948 borders and stop attacking their neighbors to seize their land. Fuck Israel.

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I think about this all the time

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