just thought it was important to post on ever social media i have that KISSINGER FINALLY FUCKIN BIT IT

nevermind i have no more problems my life is perfect and nothing can ever be wrong

OH MY GOD I AM TURNING 412 MONTHS OLD ON 9/11 THIS YEAR

i Have Depression but i just calculated that i am about to be 412 months old so i am not doing so bad rn :)

[listening to the bell toll] hahaha the bell is tolling for some loser, I wonder who

also still waiting on the answer to the question in my bio, can i call myself the f slur bsky.daddy.plz

also can i tell terfs to kill themselves here? cos i will

watching the collapse of twitter in real time has been funny for like a year but i personally stopped enjoying it today so now i'm just telling every terf to kill themselves until i finally get My Final Account Ban

p r i n f i s t

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

fuck i left my shitposting on twitter again, god dammit i'm gonna get a bad grade in bluesky class

or maybe i should spell it blue skee, like skee ball, the game i have been trying to be good at since i was a child

i am sorry but i constantly pronounce it like "blue ski" like the hobby for rich people or slang for cocaine

guess what this is my girst time using bluesky while i am drunk i am sure it is going to be a good idea

*turns to empty pizza box next to me in bed* babe any idea why my gout is acting up

another place to scream into the void, which is all i ever want