I hope partiful dies. Hate it.

We should watch this together. I’ve seen it but I’d see it again. A sing along perhaps!!!

Accidentally spent $10 on pencil sharpeners today!! Weirdly enough I do think it’s a tax write off.

I know that’s not how it works

Strongly considering retraining as an investigative journalist because there are questions I need answers to, damnit!

I cannot express how much this grinds my gears.

You're choosing between two products. One is size "S" and one is size "L". You're looking for a product that is greater than, more, bigger, weightier.

99 times out of 100 in American products, "L" is LARGER than "S".

However.

This time, the product is tampons. You have been bamboozled.

Best weekend of the year!!!

i am known for sometimes liking things that are bad but i need you to know it's always genuine

Do not be alarmed: I have purchased a movie ticket.

It is 2026. For the love of god, let me hold more than one thing in my copypaste buffer at a time.

Well said as always

What time! Whose money! And first you’d need clothing that are quality enough to be worth it!! I’m gonna riot!!

We should speak with someone about this

Genuinely what’s a girl have to do to get some well-fitting clothes around here??

Everyone is saying this about you.

My brain feels like a computer that hasn’t been correctly powered down in a month.

“It’s important to move forward with knowledge of the truth” - @buttergenie.bsky.social and I having a SUPER normal and nifty conversation today!!

Sorry to everyone else but being in a rehearsal room with incredibly talented people singing and dancing at the top of their game is the best thing in the world, actually.

*in the style of James Acaster on Bake Off*

Started doing my taxes.

Had a breakdown.

Bon appetit.

Accidentally having an extremely nun-centric day.

Playing with fire today: multiple unlabeled mason jars in the fridge filled with similarly-coloured liquids. Some are veggie stock, some are iced tea. I may have an unpleasant surprise later, but that's a problem for Future Parker. And what has she done for me lately?

“Peer review” is when your friends tell you why you shouldn’t get get into the shower with clothes on.

You're telling me that before I did my project I had to set up for my project? And then I did my project. But now. I have to clean up my project? Idk man seems unreasonable to me.

12th Night, Much Ado, Henry V, and Julius Caesar

Dark Library: The Time Machine An immersive cocktail experience where the novels of HG Wells come to life.

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Dark Library: The Time Machine

An immersive cocktail experience where the novels of HG Wells come to life.

North Hollywood. April 4-26.

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I need an IMDB but for Los Angeles immersive.

I’m going to take a shower and go to bed and then everything will be better in the morning. Except for the things that are worse.

I’m always saying this