The fruits of my labour have finally come home to roost
#idiotms

[small talk voice] so what’s your deal

Oops, I'm on the news because I wanted ice cream

"Would you like a work pickle?"

One sangria and sleeping in my bed with fresh sheets after an evening out with friends >>>>>>

An honest man who tries to win at a liar's game is twice a fool.

Tag line for philosophy as a discipline

License to LARP

Luckily, I have enlisted the help of RNG in order to get through this behemoth of a task. I will maintain my whimsy, so help me.

It's a picture of Shadow the Hedgehog

Back on my bullshit again

Death by 10,000 patrons

I think it’s nice that we have a holiday based on a rodent re-enacting the allegory of the cave

Proficient in corporate Turn Based Combat

Daily affirmations: My ass is fat. Money is fake.

Watching Netflix with ads makes me feel like I'm in The Bad Place

Things must be bad because my brother told me that I look like S4 Eren Yeager

I know there’s a lot of bad shit going down right now but unfortunately I do have to go Jester Mode or risk losing my mind

nothing is beyond your abilities if you’re okay with fucking up a lot

The Buh-Bye Theory

Ladie's night

I miss tetherball

Let me know what you learn about antimatter

The snow finally came, and my craving to listen to the Stick Season album by Noah Kahan is back in full force

Relationship status

Malnourished 2025

Today is a great day to unsubscribe

I'm really gonna do it this time (work retail on Black Friday)

If you need me, I'll be standing in the props department at my new workplace being positively enchanted

Family gathering

I love working at this silly little calendar store because I can make stupid bard/clown purchases with my discount like a harmonica, a jaw harp, and a set of three juggling balls