meltzer is one of the funniest people on the planet, I'm a little high but just looking at him in this fit fucking roided to the gills at 66 makes me cry laughing. they could never make me hate you, big dave

well in that case, I'd say it's a steal at twice the price!

it's not even on a corner!

well now I'm pissed!

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

shityeah

ego is a hell of a drug

Kuma MSX Eric and the Floaters

Doom

The PAL version of the 1983 original Bomberman was called “Eric and the Floaters”. Which is weird enough, I had to see this for myself

So I found the cover art!!!! Excuse me????

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars

• It will be turned into a parody site of itself

• Has the support of the Sandy Hook families

“A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered"

(via Variety)

mark zuckerberg has the face and hair of a medieval king who was maced to death at the battle of harlotsbridge and found buried with a special tiny sword because he was too weak to hold a full-size one because his parents were cousins

BOY HOWDY this fucks

when they go back into the doom riff during Dazed and Confused, it sounds like the world is collapsing

Happy Holidays!

Led Zeppelin - Live On Blueberry Hill - 9/4/70 bootleg recording

youtu.be/LEq8hcSD8qY?...

Oh it’s that day today

Happy Birthday, marijuana

everyone is mad at you and you are having a heart attack. happy 420!

shut the fuck up, loser

WWE is TKO and vice versa

how do these fucking morons not realize that?

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

what discourse?

why would there be anything worth saying beyond what you just said, i.e. "fuck Stephanie McMahon"

why?

it was a shit event from a shit company performed for a shit audience

"Danhausen was great! shame TK didn't take advantage of how good he is"

get fucked

you deserve to be exiled from society because you're dangerously stupid

"CM Punk is so good"

no he isn't, fuck you

how'd that go?

great point but I'd say his insecurity is just generalized towards being criticized

I think he'd shrug off racism accusations like most racists do and only take offense if said accusations were framed in a way that hurt his little feelings not in a reflective way regarding being a racist fuck

normally I'd agree but he 100% doesn't give a shit about allegations of racism

In AEW TV shows, a two hour show uses a 9-break format.

5 of those breaks are picture-in-picture during the match.

Only 4 breaks are “off-air” breaks and they average about 3 minutes.

So in the two hours plus overrun, the show is in true break for around 12-13 minutes total.

seek help

no he does not

Son.

I am a diehard NIN fan and loved the collab stuff they did on the Peel It Back tour

the album and Coachella performances fucking rule

Trent Reznor is my #1 favorite handsome little angrysad boi