Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings YouTube video by The Onion

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This is why USDA and science matter

We need our own Iran Legos videos. I hope this is that.

*nervous throat clearing*

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In big win for Democrats, voters approve Virginia redistricting plan, moving battle to court Virginia is now the second Democratic-controlled state to approve a redistricting plan in response to President Donald Trump’s unprecedented mid-decade gerrymanders in other states.

🚨BREAKING: Voters in Virginia have greenlit a plan that could see Democrats gain up to four more seats in Congress during the 2026 midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Virginia Redistricting Referendum

Huge congratulations to Virginia voters—and to Abigail Spanberger @GovernorVA
for leading the charge.

NOVA and Hampton Roads delivered. Democracy showed up.

YES wins. Fair maps are back.

#Virginia #VoteYes #FightBack

Florida launches ‘criminal investigation’ into ChatGPT, fueled by FSU shooting State Attorney General James Uthmeier said Florida’s OpenAI probe is expanding because a “criminal investigation is necessary” after state prosecutors determined ChatGPT “offered significant advice” t...

Hey ChatGPT, how do I pull off a mass shooting?

The fuck.

www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Got to say "one enema away from solving world hunger" on cable news' most watched show last night. InfoWars is already paying off.

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.

We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

Will Wins Wars. We’re Forgetting That. Power = Will × Resources.

A militarily weaker nation can, under the right conditions, counter and complicate the actions of a far stronger one, not by defeating it outright, but by preventing it from effectively translating its superior resources into decisive power.

Hundreds of prisoners at Michigan's North Lake Detention Center have begun a hunger strike over horrid contains and lack of medical care. We also obtained a Habeas Corpus petition from over a dozen female prisoners recounting vicious physical abuse and racism.

Shhh. Republicans are busy making stuff happen for The Golden Age of Asshats:

Mississippi SOS paid Experian $50k for voters' consumer data The secretary of state said the deal would "strengthen" election integrity. But Experian told his office it couldn't guarantee its data's reliability.

mississippitoday.org/2026/04/21/s...

When you create something the whole world needs, thieves will steal it from you. When you sue thieves, they slander your reputation. All the institutions of wealth and power are owned by thieves, so you cannot do great good without ruining your reputation.

I‘m not used to hearing about dead CIA and it feels…like they’re not doin so hot. Kinda like our military.

Trump, McConnell, Roberts. That’s Not Rule of Law. It’s Rule by Law The constitutional skids for Project 2025 have been greased by a Trumpian federal judiciary that is carrying out its own autocratic revolution

My latest, on Trump's ongoing judicial coup.

@contrariannews.org

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I always knew Banksy was Nicholas Cage

Hennepin County Medical Center placed on ‘RED ALERT’ as nurses warn of irreversible impact of federal health care cuts National Nurses United, has placed Hennepin County Medical Center in Minneapolis, MN on “RED ALERT” status, warning policymakers and the public that this potential hospital closure would have a drasti...

Next week, nurses' Red Alert: Save Our Hospitals tour is hitting our first stop outside of California. 🚍🚨

We're headed to Hennepin County Medical Center In Minneapolis to fight the devastating impacts of federal health care cuts.
https://bit.ly/4sLVSUA

A dozen red states want to help defend Trump’s anti-mail voting executive order Democratic plaintiffs argue that the executive order would unduly restrict mail voting access and insert federal agencies into election administration — a role the Constitution explicitly reserves for...

🚨BREAKING: Republican attorneys general from a dozen states moved to help the White House defend President Donald Trump’s executive order on mail-in voting Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Screenshot of a tweet by Leading Report (@LeadingReport) briefly noting that the BBC is alleging the Trump administration may be engaging in insider trading. No image or video is embedded.

Ya think?

Believe it.

-KASH PATEL: I’m suing The Atlantic for that story.

-FBI STAFF: He must be drunk again.

Penis costume protester prevails in court Alabama officers said the woman's costume created a public safety threat and arrested her at an October

The law prevails in Alabama, remarkably.

Kash Patel, seen here absent from work, shirking his duties, and allegedly publicly intoxicated, is suing the Atlantic for $250 million for reporting on his absences and intoxication. 🙄

Maybe instead he should have himself investigated.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

The media blackout of Jared Kushner’s historic, ongoing corruption scandal As Trump's son-in-law returns to Pakistan for more talks with Iran, major news outlets are largely ignoring an egregious

As Trump's war on Iran continues, reminder that his own son-in-law Jared Kushner — who is leading negotiations with Iran — stands to profit from lucrative contracts with its regional rivals.

War gives dictators like Trump (and his family) more power and more wealth.