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Actual text exchange I had with my wife of 20+ today.

Mrs K: Any chance you choked the chicken at lunch today?

Me:???

Mrs.K: Did you?

Me: Honey WTH are you talking about?

Mrs. K: Its in the crock pot on the counter?

Me: Ohhh check. Reread your original text. πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒ

Thought she installed cameras 🀣

2 weeks ago 14 3 5 0

Hormuz Logic:

Kotta will block students who refuse to turn in homework from turning in homework.

Kotta is a master negotiator. :)

1 week ago 9 2 0 0

Crazy what happens when 80% of voters show up.

1 week ago 13 1 0 0

Crazy what happens when 80% of voters show up.

1 week ago 13 1 0 0
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1 week ago 234 83 55 9

Agreeing with something Megyn Kelly, Tucker or MTG has said has really made me question my own reality. What a strange time to be alive.

1 week ago 4 3 0 0

Hormuz Logic:

Kotta will block students who refuse to turn in homework from turning in homework.

Kotta is a master negotiator. :)

1 week ago 9 2 0 0
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Now over 2/3 majority. Great news for all the sane people of the world.

1 week ago 2 0 0 0
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Great news for the world!

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

Agreeing with something Megyn Kelly, Tucker or MTG has said has really made me question my own reality. What a strange time to be alive.

1 week ago 4 3 0 0

Oh I know. Was agreeing with you. He is a dementia riddled narcissist who's never admitted to a defeat in his miserable life.

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

So because Iran refuses to open the Strait of Hormuz, his big plan is to blockade the Strait ourselves? That should help oil prices. What a genius. Smh!

1 week ago 3 0 1 0

Even when he actually lost, he didn't understand he was a loser. So it is highly unlikely.

1 week ago 12 0 1 0

On our way to take pictures for my daughter's Junior Prom. Where does the time go? She'll always be daddy's little girl. πŸ˜” 😟

1 week ago 2 1 0 0

On our way to take pictures for my daughter's Junior Prom. Where does the time go? She'll always be daddy's little girl. πŸ˜” 😟

1 week ago 2 1 0 0

ADHD, a day off of school and a Honey-Do list:

7Tasks

1) 90% Complete
2) 75%
3) 75%
4) 75%
5) 50%
6) 50%
7) 10%

I teach Math, don't try to tell me I didn't finish over 60% of my tasks.

Mrs Kotta does not see it that way.

She really expected me to focus with 7 things on the list? πŸ˜€

2 weeks ago 3 1 0 0

Did Mike Johnson say he hasn't seen the post yet because he was too busy celebrating the Presidents resurrection?

2 weeks ago 4 1 0 0
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ADHD, a day off of school and a Honey-Do list:

7Tasks

1) 90% Complete
2) 75%
3) 75%
4) 75%
5) 50%
6) 50%
7) 10%

I teach Math, don't try to tell me I didn't finish over 60% of my tasks.

Mrs Kotta does not see it that way.

She really expected me to focus with 7 things on the list? πŸ˜€

2 weeks ago 3 1 0 0

Did Mike Johnson say he hasn't seen the post yet because he was too busy celebrating the Presidents resurrection?

2 weeks ago 4 1 0 0

Weird how he finds it so easy to fire the terrible women in his administration but not their equally unqualified male counterparts.

He really is still mad about all those women who laughed at his tiny weiner.

2 weeks ago 11 2 2 0

Weird how he finds it so easy to fire the terrible women in his administration but not their equally unqualified male counterparts.

He really is still mad about all those women who laughed at his tiny weiner.

2 weeks ago 11 2 2 0

I feel like it's patriotic to be embarrassed of our country right now.

We have become what we have always preached against.

3 weeks ago 649 156 25 5

My 6th graders speak with more clarity and with less hyperbole than this piece of sh$t.

2 weeks ago 7 2 0 0

Couldn't they do like a Manning Cast for tonight's speech? Use Colbert and Kimmel to break it down in real time. Now that I'd watch.

2 weeks ago 2 1 0 0
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My 6th graders speak with more clarity and with less hyperbole than this piece of sh$t.

2 weeks ago 7 2 0 0

Couldn't they do like a Manning Cast for tonight's speech? Use Colbert and Kimmel to break it down in real time. Now that I'd watch.

2 weeks ago 2 1 0 0

Actual text exchange I had with my wife of 20+ today.

Mrs K: Any chance you choked the chicken at lunch today?

Me:???

Mrs.K: Did you?

Me: Honey WTH are you talking about?

Mrs. K: Its in the crock pot on the counter?

Me: Ohhh check. Reread your original text. πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒ

Thought she installed cameras 🀣

2 weeks ago 14 3 5 0
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Trump plans to attend oral arguments in Supreme Court birthright citizenship case Both the Supreme Court and the Supreme Court Historical Society have said there is no official record of any sitting president attending oral arguments.

So he's trying to personally intimidate the Supreme Court? No sitting President has ever attended arguments at the SC. Just blatant corruption at every turn.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

2 weeks ago 3 3 1 0
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Hegseth Lifts Suspension Of Helicopter Pilots Who Flew Near Kid Rock's Home

What a clown. Two completely different set of rules. They'd be kicking them out of the military if this happened at Springsteens house.
www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...

2 weeks ago 4 3 0 0

I appreciate your service as well as your families. I feel the same way during the Pledge of Allegiance each day at school.

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