I'm excited for this weekend when everyone is cool and the stock market rebounds. I'm sure no insiders will make a bunch of bets to get even richer.

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

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There are many reasons to be glad Glee is off the air, but this entire album is one of the big ones!

Share one of your favorite TV characters who did not start out as a series regular.

True story, he was only supposed to be a one off gag in the pilot.

Share a GIF from a Western you love

Couldn't find a gif

My wife usually just makes me be the one to get out of bed for cheese

Took me a second to get to John Brown. My brain was stuck on Doc Brown and the terrorists.

Knowledge Fight is going to be fun this week!

Last time I was in SLC, I walked past the part of the airport where all the families wait. There were all these dudebros (and no family in sight) holding a sign that said "hey, it's cool. Not everyone returns with honor"

Those dudebros were doing the Lord's work!

Honestly, I'm halfway through and genuinely so creeped out that I need a minute to recover!

Came here to make that exact joke

AI Real Jesus showing up to send AI Trump Jesus to AI hell is based on lies?! This is the kind of genius insight that only Pete Hegseth can offer

In Captive Universe, Harry Harrison describes a president who was there during a renewed interest in the space program who built monuments to himself so that he could be worshipped as a God

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

The number of times I've said "Alexa, shut the fuck up" is way more than I've said that a human. Thankfully

Can you imagine what the church would look like if Trump were mad at it? There'd be 8 stubborn progmos who never left and all the maga would splinter off to start a new one

Is this the first time Mike Johnson "saw the tweet"?

But when the Constitution is hanging by a thread and only the church can save the day, those US dollars will be important to... I don't know. Something

Both the records I'm interested in for Record Store Day are UK exclusives :-(

Your latent Mormon tendencies will kick in and suddenly you'll be the house that's fortified and sheltering widows in the relief society

You know how doctors have a halo and wear a red robe and heal their patients by the laying on of their glowing hands? Boy, I bet we all feel pretty stupid for thinking it was supposed to be Trump Jesus!

President AI Jesus is right. The Pope is soft on crime. It reminds me of my favorite verse. "Father, a civilization will die tonight if they don't turn over their oil." Truly, the most beautiful prayer ever uttered

Did the dream end with a man offering to let you eat his meat?

The Festival of Nations is in my top two must participate events every single year. Sigue siendo un perdedor Dale.

A decade in, and still nobody has told him how tariffs work. He honestly thinks China pays it.

Better than dreaming about tax returns again

I had a dream that I decided on a whim to go to the shooting location of Hey Dude just outside Portland (I'm pretty sure it was not shot in Portland) and the kid who can't skateboard on sand decided I was the most devoted fan and gave me an old pickup that his father character drove.

Her Sure Jan smile and nod is sending me

This whole interview is madness from a sundowning idiot, but this is quite a gem.