Fun fact, they didn't have to use any camera tricks in Legend to make Tim Curry look nine feet tall next to him.

Is this another Athena situation. This is all RFK jr's fault, he is the one that said we didn't need to vaccinate against Athena related skull parasites.

I think the worm is planning something.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen and it is even funnier if it is not a joke! BRING THE HEAT, ONION BOY!

Ask the sharks.

No wait, don't ask them. Stay far far away from any shark vaginas. They don't like that.

It is? Man, I have been pronouncing that COMEPLETELY wrong. I had a whole syllable in there just for the JEW.

Of course it is. That's what they said at the beginning about Steroids.

"When you are famous, they just let you."

They were talking about Steroids, right? Cus if they weren't talking about Steroids that would be pretty fucked up.

Ted Danson always makes me laugh. Except that one time. Not cool, man.

Tim Curry makes Tom Cruise movies good.

Was that not nice? I don't care, it was nice to Tim :D

Somebody failed their Ninja final. You were so close to graduating!

Lawyers, Cops, and Soldiers have a pretty high incidence of daily drinking, I think that's safe to say. That said, Mob Lawyer, Not-A-Cop, and Soldier-for-Resume needing to be carried out of a bar on the daily, that's cause for concern.

I mean, their incompetence is too, but icing on the shit cake.

Come on Sean, how many times are you going to loudly announce that you are leaving? Just fucking go already. Nobody stopping you.

You definitely don't need to worry about any of that. Nothing to worry about at all. I am certainly not inside your walls and running lean on my allergy meds.

But seriously. Fix your bathroom fan. Black mold isn't funny.

Surprisingly? Was that a bald joke? Hey now, I have hair. It's coming out of my ears and I comb it over but nobody can tell, they told me so!

He did get real excited when he got to the part about the washing of the feet.

And thus he spake unto Jesus "Can I shoot up here?" and Jesus did say unto him "Mi casa is su casa." Though before the cock crowed, Jesus would likewise deny him thrice, exorting "Are you calling from a cell phone? Prank caller! Prank Caller! I don't know you!"

LLM AI is the Spray-on Hair in a can of our age.

I will give you that. Chevy Chase never had to commitment to fall so hard he ripped his fucking arms off. That's DEDICATION to the ART!

Don't ask about his ladybugs. Wish I didn't have that knowledge in my twisted little brain.

I feel robbed! There are no graphs in that picture AT ALL!

Wait, before you judge, answer me this.

Did they also order two large pails of pig's blood?

Careful, Heggy is an absolute moron but Miller *might* have psychic powers. Not like telekinesis or anything but I am pretty sure that if he stares hard enough at you he can make you crap your pants.

He did the thing he said he was going to do? Wow, thats...

kind of surprising with this incompetent rapist slime mold.

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Why don't they say JOB WELL DONE?

Because it's not nice to lie to the mentally infirm.

If you think some external factor is going to push your rape-threshold above your restraint limits, take the precaution to cut your fucking thumbs off. No, really. Just choppy choppy. Not having thumbs seriously decreases your grip strength.

Also, anything that looks like a thumb. Do it.

We have to say this out loud? Put it in writing? Really now, that's not giving men...

Fuck.

Yeah, we need to say this out loud.

I repeat. Fuck.

Cool! You got enough salt? Protective rings, margaritas, endearing oneself to deer-faced demons. Can't ever have too much salt. I will bring some limes too.

Technically it is applying direct pressure until aid arrives and I can't stop until someone switches out or a doctor pronounces you dead.

But in a comforting and affectionate way.

Manson was trying to incite a race war. That's not Iran, it's the Heritage Foundation.

Three exclamation points is fine, but you can't double up on your "disingenuous"-es. Get a thesaurus sir. Here, I will give ya a head start.

lying
intentionally deceptive
clear contempt