Once I had a passenger and his wife. We saw a black cat. He said to run over it. I said "That's racist!"
They laughed.
Then he told a "joke".
"A guy told me what white noise was. schschscshch. So i told him what black noise was. Oh oh ooh ah ah ah!"
"You can have that one!"
"I don't want it."
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Jimmy Reid 1932-2010
Given all the stones, a sign of respect for the dead in Jewish culture, I think he's quietly revered in the area and people think he's an awesome fella and it's just a thing.
Maybe it's an in-joke about how obscure Gibbs was despite his phenomenal importance. Maybe it's just something people decide to do, like putting locks on a bridge. Gibbs was a pretty awesome fella, so it's nice people remember him. Hope he doesn't milkshake duck retroactively.
Idk who didn’t see this in January of 2024, or December 2023. It was obvious then when they targeted civilians shot children, targeted schools and safe zones…then after the cholera, the polio, the obvious signs that were visible for so long, has taken up till this date? This is a travesty imo.
Hey no big deal and all but... Senate Republicans just confirmed Joe Kent, a conspiracy theorist with alarming ties to white nationalists and far-right groups, to lead the National Counterterrorism Center. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Happy Gilmore 2? I hate reality.
Is he wrong? Are they all wrong?
(Pup can't even walk up stairs any more and it's a couple big steps up into brother's bed. Pup loves my brother so much.)
(He came to me because my brother's asleep and I'm awake; otherwise he's totally my brother's dog. Brother even built a step so pup could climb into bed with him. Always sleeps there. Pup just wanted awake comfort.)
Then my cat walked in.
Not my cat; my dog's cat. Frickin loves that dog.
While I comfort my dog, my cat tries to clean his ear. Wrong ear this time, but how the hell can he know?
Fuck all the cat haters out there. Fuck all the people who think animals don't know. My dog wanted comfort, got it.
My dog has chronic ear problems, itchy or painful so he scratches them constantly until he cries, sometimes bleeds. Can't do nothing about it. Just crawled out of my brother's room into mine so he could get some sympathy, even though he knows I can't really help.
You know what? Peeing is kind of silly.
Again.
Hey, Uber rider, you don't need to ask me questions. We don't need to chat. Your "interesting questions" are the same four questions everyone has ever asked me. Just sit down, shut up, and play whatever on your phone. I'm not your single serving friend with a side of ranch.
My dog snores.
Ridley Scott, James Cameron... feels like either you die with a good movie or live long enough to ruin a franchise.
Back in 2008, Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content informed his fans that the song "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" exists. They then flooded the YouTube video with "Holy crap it's real" comments. Good times.
Me: "And then Mjömjö disappears and is replaced by a cat."
DM: "No."
@piatpod.bsky.social Citation Needed definitely needs to talk about the wizard duel between Aleister Crowley and William Butler Yeats to see who would get to be in charge of their mystic temple... above a cafe.
Like is it just because he's pretty and lonely and his only friend is that cute cop?
Never read him as gay. Looking forward to this.
Okay, the realest bestest internet contest. Who turned more women queer: Lucy Lawless or Keira Knightely? Or TikTok.
John Oliver's segment about trans athletes is a must watch for anyone who genuinely has "concerns" (and isn't just using that as cover for bigotry) www.readtpa.com/p/send-this-...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkCN...
Let me pace and deliver Goodbye Sally
a lecture on ancient China Simi Valley
which I will interrupt Denton Road
with another lecture the Roosevelt Hotel
on US party politics for my own farewell
What ADHD?
Is "Groundhog Day" an existentialist movie or a religious movie?
Yes.
Because it's an existentialist movie and religions are wrong and 'or' questions are true if one side is true.
Um, more characters. Trending. Boobs.
I dunno... sounds kinda commie.