Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or Vladimir Putin poisoning a political rival with frog toxins, both leaders have a colorful history of using strange substances.

This Bondi session is hot garbage, she's a subhuman monster, but I did enjoy this moment.

Yes. Dr. Oz would like to know how hanging out with your grandkids is providing value to the shareholders?

Dr. Oz can eat shit and get a real job.

I would wager that your cat's litterbox contains more intelligence and dignity than Mike Johnson.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

The limpest bunch of corrupt bootlickers imaginable.

Yeah, same.

Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."

Of course they are, don't even mock surprise at this.

Jennings is a shameless shitweasel and I am getting really sick of David Urban's similarly smug lying face too.

Also stop doing trash fire opinion roundtables where any asshole (cough jennings cough) can go on tv and lie and lie and lie and lie.

Aristotle was actually right, there is such a thing as "natural slaves".

Today we call them "conservatives", and they will do anything they can to turn themselves into docile servants to anyone with wealth and power.

BREAKING: Staggering scenes as brave Iranians stand up to their illegitimate government in Tehran... um, hang on, I'm being told this is actually Minneapolis. Forget I said anything...

While awful, there is a bit of wit in that. So I think it's unlikely for this humorless bunch of trolls.

An atrocity for sure, but the execution is appropriately ass.

File this under "high crimes & misdemeanors" because this is *exactly* how the Founders meant it

Okay I’ve watched about a thousand YouTube videos and I think I’ve got this. I’ve got my frozen turkey, I’ve filled the flimsiest container I could find to the brim with scalding hot oil and placed it in my living room and the whole family is gathered around live-streaming this is gonna be awesome

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Rick Scott failed to predict the outcome of the trump-Mamdani meeting in an embarrassingly public way.

Rick Scott is a corrupt scumbag that I don't hear much from anymore, but I do love this for him 😆

Trump standing looking indifferent while a man possibly dies next to him. A few bald men hold his legs up in the air as if he’s going to take a giant shit or give birth. Sure, maybe it’s to help the blood flow to his head faster. Either way, graphic reads “Trump care, concepts of a plan since 2015.”

New ad dropped:

I would just like to ask the Republican Party to please put Stephen Miller in front cameras as much as possible from now until the midterms because he is such a likable & charismatic person with so many amazing & popular ideas for people who aren’t white Christian nationalists.

Oh hell yeah.

Mike Johnson: We just had a mass election and Democrats are already politicizing it.

Probably.

Has anyone done a wellness check at the op-ed department of the New York Times yet?

Republicans hate the line, "Not all republicans are racists, but most racists are republicans."

I'll give them this, I think it should be retired. It's too weak.

They have proven that the party is infested with racists, and racism is baked into every bit of garbage they try to pass off as policy.

So yet again the republicans invent a crisis to distract and cover for their own real crimes. It's the oldest play in the book and somehow they keep getting away with it and getting bolder about it.

I was picturing that Taurus stranded in a shadeless parking lot of an abandoned strip mall in South Florida, but I can work with the box. As long as the DMB tour bus drives over Alex's bridge at least once a week.

Republicans are committed to feeding insatiable greed and hate, they don't care about what it takes to keep that obscenity going.

Justice won't be served until Alex is living in the back of a permanently parked Ford Taurus station wagon.