also grappling with this particular demon 😩

if I taught a class on editing sex writing would anyone be into that

boss on your ass? that's what the money is for. useless colleagues? that's what the money is for. management criminally stupid? THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR.

every time you feel like you might be starting to give too much of a shit, return to this holy truth.

if you have a fuck ass job it is imperative you have a litany against giving a shit. here's the spell: find a post it or a piece of tape or whatever and a marker. in your neatest capitals, write THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR. stick it on your keyboard or monitor. rest your eyes there as needed.

So happy to be joining this amazing team!!

god if that isn't just the mood. evil website.

I’m seated

I was expecting a dense postmodernist Tome but it’s actually a romp

reading If on a winter’s night a traveler for the first time and it truly is a relentlessly sparkling delight

literallyyyyy. if it’s not self recognition thru the other what are we even doing here!

happy birthday!!!

my standing desk is my best friend i will not be parted from her for anything (< guy who is currently sitting down)

A decade into Augur, sometimes pieces show up in subs & you can just sense the story will breathe your tone.

@thesuiway.bsky.social is one of those writers for Augur—and at the top of my list when soliciting for our press' first novellas.

I'm delighted to announce CREST, forthcoming in 2027 📖

!!!

deeply hilarious to watch a cybertruck skidding around on a snowy road. you forget your winter tires there, eh bud?

the feeling here is that yes i am about to streak in public but my friend is like "hold on let me help adjust your lighting."

😍

I finally got a good coal raking on it and I cannot begin to describe the relief. finally someone Got what I was trying to say and is helping me say it better!

I have a scarily personal piece coming out; four separate people have looked at it and given kind praise but little critique. i think this is an attempt to spare my feelings, bcs the piece is so personal

good critique is a form of love. to be the focus of someone's focused, precise attention--!

hey happy birthday!!

well i can introduce you to some people

these grocery prices, man. 9 dollars for a cabbage is crazy business. like just a regular degular cabbage.

watched professor marston and the wonder women, i must immediately become a hornier and more polyamorous artist for 2026

watching someone put up Christmas tree lights is watching them become momentarily possessed by every dad in their lineage

my current manuscript has a blowjob on page five but I can do better. i MUST do better.

i have GOT to make hornier art

thank you 💜 she was a very good cat!

Flora, a brown tabby with a white chest and socks, looks at the camera. She has bright green eyes and is standing on my abdomen.

Flora, a brown tabby with white socks, lies on the couch in a sunbeam.

Had to say goodbye to my beautiful girl Flora this week. She ate a fistful of treats and fell asleep in my lap. A good end to a good life 💜