Only if they can profit while doing so.

*knock knock* "Hey, Azure, let me in. It's me, Dave"

Azure: "Dave's not here, man."

It's the ultimate Sanderlanche.

They sure as hell aren't representing the will of their constituents

"MRAP" is what a cat says when it wants you to come cuddle.

I'm listening to Les Misérables on Audible, and so far my favorite part is how God apparently killed a nun in a convent to allow Jean Valjean to escape from Javert.

Talk about Deus Ex Machina! 😆

#VictorHugo #LesMiserables

Let's offer them $3000/month to switch sides.

My supervillain idea for an orbital mirror-array death ray is coming closer to fruition.

For your consideration, may I present the Cheadle Alberta Cheetoh:

So I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all these years, telling my wife things like how much I love her and stressing the importance of our family

When I should’ve been regaling her with a heated polemic about how I was going to ground our adversaries into the dust

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

Good deal for $8-billion.

Reminds me of an old joke about a man buying tomatoes. He asks about the price...

"The more you buy, the cheaper they are!"

"Well keep loading them in my cart until they're free!"

Positive feedback loop of grim stoicism.

I'm taking a break from Sanderson and listening to The Spear Cuts Through Water by Simon Jimenez. Utterly unique mythological fantasy.

In one reread, called the Third Reread by some, a reread yet to come, a reread long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was *a* beginning (of a reread).

Again?

Oh all the tyrants that
Mark Carney has to deal with.

#abpoli #ableg #Alberta #Canada
#cdnpoli #canpoli #cdnleg #canleg
#tryrants #Smith #Poilievre #Trump
#Carney #politics #FireSmith
#FireTheUCP

Mario

FBI has put out an ABP on a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination, seen here in surveillance footage fleeing the scene:

Here for the wild conjecture! I think the Russians took Kirk out to send a message to Trump.

He was only 31? Evil really does age people, doesn't it?

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I drafted a guy in my fantasy football league today named Ladd McConkey, and I'm not sure its not a Key and Peele name

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Then there's MY dyslexic ass

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Old? I remember being excited for this to be released...

Help is on the way!

#yyc #STARS #airambulance

Youth organize ‘catch a predator’ scheme, Alberta man charged: RCMP | Globalnews.ca According to an RCMP investigation, at least seven youths arranged a meeting with the suspect through Snapchat in a 'catch a predator' scheme.

CRAZY story from my city: A group of kids organized a "Catch a Predator" sting. One of them voluntarily got in the vehicle and later escaped. The suspect has 2 prior convictions for CSAM possession.

#Airdrie #Alberta

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