It's 3am somewhere (everywhere)

How have hijinks not been more frequent?

Just keep replaying the episode of the bear where theyre all screaming at each other

Wiggum has the homer poindexter smile

Are these prop bets for turdmen?

Dishonoring our alf hog tradition

Being liberal in my application of two fivers. It's rough out there

Othello adaptation when

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Blossoming South Moravia

I will pardon anyone who comes within 200 feet of the tetrapolyhedron

Me on my ostrich with expired registration

My ride

Erotica megafauna genre titles

Kiss Me, Kong

Grope Me, Godzilla

Fist of the Fifty Foot Woman

Rubio as jigsaw

Did the ocean do it? Him shoot ocean

Patient file: Human male, mid-thirties. Median biometric profile. Slightly elevated LDL. Of note: Patient experiencing prolonged musical ear syndrome, or MES. Apophenia subset. Form of audio pareidolia. Natural progression toward logical backfill in not only social situations but private ones as well. Self-soothing involves bridging perceived realities with contextual indicators, often in fractional time. In layperson’s terms, patient often hears voices but not words, or perceives intentional structure and therefore meaning in ambient sound. Patient exhibits standard compensatory measures: homonym generation, context masking, Mondegreen Denial, etc. Of note: MES cases often resort to secondary and tertiary forms of communication as part of their construction of meaning. Casual occurrence for MES patients to curate and combine elements of disparate communication systems and schemata to synthesize coherent narratives and self and social other. Of note: Patient observation: Prolonged interlocution gradually devolves into music. Social relationships and professional aspirations impacted. Frequency: high. Of note: Patient observation: Lack of shared sound registry. MES creates category shift in sound registry and cognitive categorization.

Example: Sirens register as laughter. Example: Footsteps register as praise. Example: Birdsong, secrets [sic, per patient] Frequency: constant. Of note: Patient observation: Patient has recently curated portions of Morse code system as means to parse meaning. Following a recent security incident, patient has been remanded to elevated observation and security wing. Patient reluctant to engage in verbal communication with staff. Preference for nonverbal communication. Recent transcript excerpt follows: .-- .. - .... / .- -. -.. / .-- .. - .... / .- -. -.. / .-- .. - .... / .- -. -.. / .-- .. - .... .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / .- -. -.. .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / .- .-.. .-.. / .- -. -.. / .-- .. - .... .-.-.- / -. --- -. / ... . ...- . .-. .-.-.- / -. --- / ... . ...- . .-. / .- -. -.. ... .-.-.- / -. --- / --- -. . .-.-.- / .- .-.. .-.. / .- -. -.. / .- .-.. .-.. / .- -. -.. / .- .-.. .-.. / .- -. -.. .-.-.- / - .... .- - / .. ... / - .... .- - / .. ... / - .... .. ... / .. ... / .- -. -.. / .. ... / - .... .- - .-.-.- / - .... .. ... / .. ... / - .... .. ... .-.-.- / - .... .. ... / .-.. .. -. . / .. ... / .-.. .. -. . ... .-.-.- / .- -. -.. / .- .-.. .-.. / .-.. .. -. . ... / - --- / .-.. .. -. . ... / - --- / - .... .. ... / .- -. -.. / .-- .. - .... / - .... .- - .-.-.- / ... . ...- . .-. / - .... .. ... / ... . ...- . .-. / - .... .- - .-.-.- / .-- .. - .... / .-.. .. -. . ... / .- -. -.. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / .-.. .. -. . -.. .-.-.- Recommendation: Cessation of musical therapy.

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wallet flies dot cadaver

prompts allow even innocuous words to surface as inciting incidents

everything is networked when you have ears to hear

What was the point of the brief early covid campaign where they were highlighting celebs tjat bathe only once a week

What was that

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I'm once again thinking about Drunk Jonathan Frakes

Ack

Damn youre right

Whole pit of people suffering, writhing, pleading for mercy, and attacking each other in a frenzy of confused agony

Nancy, looking on: Ack!

Tuesday a good day to krunkle kick

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Got the fever for the flavor

Sadly pivoting to support defense contracts

If you give an uncreative person a blank canvas and every tool in the toolbox they are gonna choke. Or copy something else. That's why this stuff just doesn't work.

A selfie of me wearing a white t-shirt that says “do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

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