A side-profile photo of a smiling young woman with long blonde hair, a nose piercing, and several tattoos on her arm, posing in front of an open closet.
31 looks good on me, don’t you think? 🩷
Fishing is a great activity to do alone especially if you're a master baiter.
I have redefined myself so many times over the years.
Each iteration of me has brought me to where and who I am right now.
Skeeting on Bluesky instead of working.
In the garden flipping over grass to see if the other side is greener but nope just dirt.
You can't tell me what to do, snak club!
You can't tell me what to do, snak club!
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Guys! Guys! The boys are back in town, and they’re putting cilantro in the gravy!
hey babe, what do you say we turn this steakhouse into a steak home?
sorry I haven’t been online lately been trying to open this childproof cap
If I die during surgery on Monday, I have instructed my ghost to leave a horrible Yelp review for the hospital
*takes a hit off my asthma inhaler
wanna make out now
(In an alternate dimension where the word bullshit has been replaced by the word Jeff)
You're not going to Jeff your way out of this one
3 episodes in and I am just now realizing that this series is actually dubbed. Guess the edible kicked in…
Press the Like button if you like me so I know!
But,
also press it if you hate me..
I love a good mystery
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I spree no crime before it's time
zombie carpenters use finger nails
Sprinkled a couple ativan on my morning xanax for garnish
Screenshot from Bsky showing a skeet from Mal followed by a skeet from Hollywood Hill. Mal: What? First time seeing a woman consumed with rage? Hollywood Hill: I tremble
Skyline lineup
Investigations have concluded, that I am not the mother of these loud small people in my home
Whenever I hear someone say chicken pot pie I get excited three times.
Close up view of the center of a yellow tulip.
POV you're a bee who knows a really cool spot.
i better buy a 50 gallon drum of lube before they run out of the oil to make it. you never know when you might need it.
My natural state is catatonic
Clown shoes for brains
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A sunset pinkish sky with the sun shining off tall buildings, in the distance
Lovely way to end the day.
sometimes my love for imaginary things feels even better than the real thing baby
I either too high for this bullshit or not high enough for this bullshit.