I saw Brennan Lee Mulligan do a live thing here and hearing the whole arena go nuts for rolls made me think the same thing. I think the difference is I have never laughed at sports.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

wait until you hear about cars

Have you seen the new banky?

In the latest Parlour Room @vicmmic.bsky.social names a pig Orson Welles "because of Animal Farm" and I have racked my brains for days trying to figure out the connection.

This cutesy bullshit frame will look sinister in retrospect once video comes out of these monstrosities slaughtering civilians but by then everyone involved in producing this will be happily retired and berating their grandkids that they need to be realistic and major in Applied Torture or whatever

Tomodachi Ive: Livestreaming the Dream twitch.tv/sirive

If you’re not a little bit in love with all your friends, what are you even doing?

I don’t like knowing there are so many of theses guys out there but I do like learning who they are via something terrible happening to them

If you haven’t heard about it yet, the youths are super into IRL human interactions, no AI, and “physical media” (vinyl! DVDs! tapes!) right now and it’s glorious.

Like there are 20yo influencers that just read old paper books and talk about feelings.

the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians

really good images of the model of NYC they made for the hudsucker proxy from an old issue of cinefex

You should never be afraid to ask tabletop RPG authors dumb questions about their games because that's literally how we tell whether or not what we wrote is working.

Me when I want the audience to experience a scary mummy

Hear me out, what if we took this month of free public transportation and made it permanent

Balloons that spell out "LAST RODEO"

I'm visiting the cowboy funeral supply store.

Have you ever taken a meteor shower hahah

me as mayor: hey can I pet a red panda

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Irrelevant Take (leaving the metrics in because this was dying Twitter and people got so mad at me lol)

Shutting down one golf course does more for the environment than any of this nonsense

X just suspended an account for telling US soldiers,

in first 365 days of service can GET OUT out just by reporting "failure to adapt"

This will also apply to drafts, and may be useful information you can pass on

As a foreigner (UK), I feel this must become something every American knows

trump is kind of the bizzaro franz ferdinand in that if some serbian guys assassinated him it would set off more or less the opposite of world war one

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

It just doesn’t make sense to me how a decorated soldier could also be a psychopathic murderer

Does no one want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

A golden age comics panel depicting many unconscious men in suits on the side of a hill, and above them letters of flame as tall as a man reading "WE ARE THE GUILTY ONES"

Finally came up with a good slogan for that open mass grave I've been working on.

This is NOT what I signed up for

Been on some aawagga shit for the last months but I’m pulling out of it