KOL Restaurant • Mexican Soul, British Ingredients Championing wild food and seasonality, KOL is a modern Mexican restaurant in Marylebone, London, from Chef Patron Santiago Lastra. Private Dining Room Available.

Finally, a restaurant with a good name.

kolrestaurant.com

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

i'm hallucinating

Doh

The short people started wearing tall boots. Stacks. Taller and taller. Then stilts. Soon the tall people were the short people. They got boots too. Then stilts. Taller and taller stilts. It was a legs arms race. At first ceiling fans were the leading cause of death but that was overtaken by hypoxia

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Shadows Over Loathing gives you xp for every toilet you flush

Finally checking out Shadows Over Loathing and I am having a great time let me tell you

if you somehow missed ANY of the games in this bundle, you gotta fix that. This is basically a bundle of my top 5 favorite games i've ever played.

They should make a vending machine with a product dispenser door I can get my arm out of

screen grab from tv news saying “quote from petard victim” up top and “what are you gonna do, hoist me?” below

damn, got ‘em

ilyra repin, watercolor painting, the 1899 pistol duel between Eugene Onegin and Vladimir Lensky that takes part in Eugene Onegin, A Novel in Verse, by Alexander Pushkin

just found out this is watercolor and spent like a good five minutes pissed off

It's Oyster Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Chibi versions of eight Shadows Over Loathing OCs, each with a distinct 1920s occupation and style. They are all in black and white, and are as follows: Leon, Bentley, Ella, Tommy, Marjorie, Cosmo, Billie and Providence. Behind them are a few decorative stars and a watermark with the username "jazzagent".

assorted associates of murray's antiques ✨👁️‍🗨️ #shadowsoverloathing ( OCs! )

The only true First Person Shooter is one in which you play as Adam.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

[INT. MIND PALACE]
the word TURDS appears in front of me. i swat it away. it is quickly replaced by TURDS in a different font.

i bet it's actually a relief, being guillotined. a real weight off your shoulders

i think west of loathing/shadows over loathing permanently fucked my ability to talk to people because since playing those i find it funny to be needlessly secretive

Top Deathbed Regrets

3. Failed saving throw vs. pneumonia

2. Didn't assign any skill points until late in life

1. Stayed home in bed instead of attending that one-day healing magic course

time to rate some more amounts of money

$414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from
$50: nice and neat. i love it!
$1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money
$1000: don't bullshit me
$1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought
$614.05: solid
$0: hey, wait a minute!
$18.93: bad salad

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

Rat Colony
[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

Stickmen, Loathing-esque art of Nicky and Jupiter -- Nicky is standing on a table and looking down with worry as lava rises to meet the edge of the table, which is also on fire. Jupiter is non-nonplussed. (Fine about it).

A clean portrait of Nicky against a black background. He's smiling and looking off to the side, wearing a black domino / bandit mask.

A draw over of a meme, where Jupiter is on the left looking stoic with text underneath reading "Jupiter", then Nicky on the right smiling with text underneath reading "The cooler Jupiter".

A drawover of a meme / Amazon review, with Nicky being grabbed by a hand. The review reads "The stink himself: This smelly rat arrived suspiciously quickly, surprisingly sturdy, I've been flinging him against walls and into oncoming traffic and his greasy little head is still attached (do not attempt to recreate, I'm a professional.), 5 stars."

today marks SIX YEARS since i started playing kingdom of loathing and i've no recent art to show for it! so here's some of my most ridiculous tricky nicky art to celebrate (ft. apis_m's disco bandit jupiter)

people will scold you for joking around when things seem really scary and fucked up. brother, those are the times what we invented joking around for

Everyone wants me to imbue their shard with malicious energy. I take their money and imbue their shard with neutral energy. Every. Single. Time. And before you ask, no, the malice of my deed does not stain the shard.

books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books.

options menu from West of Loathing some settings include - nerd mode - best font mode - color blind mode - stupid walking - nostalgia mode

actually West of Loathing's got a few fun ones